Limericks! Post your best ones here!

Discussion in 'Writers Forum' started by ~Zen~, Jun 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM.

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    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    I am enjoying limericks lately, but haven't written a good one yet.

    Maybe you can share a few for laughs :)

    Maybe I will write one myself...
     
    ~Zen~, Jun 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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    ~Zen~ California Tripper Administrator

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    The Stable Genius
    by Jim McLeod

    A president famed for his spite
    Tweeted "I am outstandingly bright.
    I'd be perfectly able
    To muck out any stable
    Because I am a genius at shite!

    NOTE: The limerick above won the fifth annual "Bring your Limericks to Limerick" contest, sponsored by the Limerick Writers' Centre. The winner's name is ironic, since Trump's mother was a MacLeod from Scotland's Outer Hebrides!
     
    ~Zen~, Jun 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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    PS - limericks are named for a town in Ireland...probably a bunch of funny people there.
     
    ~Zen~, Jun 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
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