God I can't wait to go to heaven

God I can't wait to go to
Heaven
Any day you call me to go to
Heaven
I Will be ready to go heaven
I know that you will send
Your Angel down from heaven
To get me
And he will carry me
In his wing
Also when we will reach heaven
The Angel will knock on heaven's
Door
And God will open the door
For us to get in
And in heaven, I will sleep in
My brass bed
Every night

 

And when the door opens to the Great Rainbow Gathering in the Sky,
We will sit together in he circle with drug addicts, prostitutes, LGBTs, and toothless, bathless dilapidated hebrephrenics with bad breath
And partake of the bounties of the Heavenly Dumpster.
And it will be Heaven.
But some of the more conservative Christians may think they've taken a wrong turn!