my little secret

I've never told anyone this before...but i can suck my own dick...and i do it....alot!

 

i'd never leave my bedroom

 

I want to see pics to prove it.

 

My freind Andy can do it too, notin wrong with it, more power to ya I say

 

I have another confession…I’m a compulsive liar

 

sonofabitch!

 

i think you are so fucking lucky. if i could eat my self out i wouldn't do anything with my life, screw school, screw my family i'd be too busy licking myself.

 

showgirl ur pretty horny for ur age...or was i like that too?..oo well..cant remember

 

hey, i actually can do that! i can only lick the tip though, not deep throat it. it doesnt really feel that good...

 

Can people really do that? I've only heard about it happening in Clerks.....

 

And how. I'd always be in a good mood.

 

uhhh

*thinks about this for a second*

eh who cares..
yea i can do it too... cant get too far... and its not really worth it because it hurts my back after a while...

who hasnt tried? i mean, come on...

 

i can too... but i never do it! thats gross

 

ron jeremy can...RON ROCKS

 

Ron Jeremy is awesome..not a fan of seeing him naked but he's still rockin' it..

 

Dammit I wanted to watch too!!! Fuck you!

 

Dammit I wanted to watch too!!! Fuck you!

Wait, How do we know you're not lying about lying?

 

to see him naked is to love him

 

lol..you are absolutely right...thats why he is still rockin it..

 

thats like me saying i can eat my own chicken area. LOL. ITs never going to happen


peace
chickens