What's the most embarrassing, sex related, thing that's happened to you?!

I was around twenty years old and I crashed at my girlfriend’s parents house. I was sleeping on the couch as we got home late from the beach. I was sunburned and dead to the world. We drank while sunning ourselves and having a blast in the waves. I opted for a sheet as my body was hot from the sunburn. Her mom had come down and found me lying naked on the couch the sheet on the floor and I was sporting a huge erection. She went back upstairs and woke up my gf (her daughter) to go downstairs and cover me up. When my gf told me later I was so embarrassed. Parents should not know about that..lol

 

I bet mom was jealous, though....and I bet she had a thorough inspection first...

 

That’s why I got really embarrassed the more I thought about it. My gf never said anything about it, though her mom and I avoided each others gaze for while, Today with my confidence I would have worn my shorts that I only wore around my apartment . They didn’t hide much

 

I would have given her a sly wink......

 

If I could have travelled back in time yes a wink would have done it…

 

Well, as the greeks said, semper ubi, sub ubi.....always wear under wear

 

Not if you was a Scott's man wearing a kilt. It would've been more like:

"Fuck you, ya wee hen".

As Scottish term off adarement, which means, so sorry would you like yo tuck me in

 

That’s so cool! I love that saying! Btw her mom has a great rack. Something my gf didn’t get

 

The usalreply from the female would be:

"Fuck ya, I'll give ya a malky"..

 

Learning something every day…thanks so much

 

Perhaps I should say a"malky" is a headbutt

Commonly known as a "Glasscow", kiss.

 

That’s funny!!!

 

I’m half Scottish but I don’t know a word of Gaelic

 

After going out of town for a sex party wanting to be discrete. My girlfriend told her girlfriends about having sex with another man. A couple to her friends asked me about it. Only good thing about it, some of her friends opened up to me. I just didn't like other people knowing what we did.

 

It’s hard to keep people from talking. Especially amongst women. My ex (not the reason we broke up) used to show off the pics of dick to her friends. I used to wonder why when we went out with friends that her female friends that they would look at my crotch. One bestie of hers whispered to me during a party that she knew how big I was. I never knew.

 

I would have told her to find out for herself.

 

I wish at that time I knew that we were going separate ways I would have. She was really built! When I confronted my wife over it (I really didn’t mind) she said that her bestie’s husband had a a thumb sized dick. I could have put a smile on her face. Lol

 

OMG - a nightmare story.
A friend of mine was gaga over the Pamela Anderson sex tape - way back in the day.
He made a VHS tape of it for me. My then wife and I watched a bit of it, wasn't that impressed. Put it on a shelf in a closet in our bedroom.
A year goes by, we had copied some cartoons for the kids on VHS tapes. I had completely forgotten about that "Pam porn tape".
My - MOTHER - was watching out two kids at their home. - WORSE - my - GRANDMOTHER - was there also.
They pop in the tape for the kids to watch one of those cartoon tapes.
Yeah - imagine how freaking embarrassed I was when I went to pick them up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And it wasn't my tape!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I hope the tape got stopped before things got... interesting!

 

Nope, my Dad was also in the room. Apparently where we stopped the tape - Pam was going down on him - close up.
My kids were little, like 5 and 2. So they have no memory of it.
My mother-grandmother.... face palm.