How many times have you masturbated in your life (so far)?

What do you mean that you have a big dick, but it's small by this forum's standards? It's a fairy accepted fact that average is a little over 5 inches. So, if you're 6 or more then you are above average. I don't think you get into the "big" range until you're over 8.

 

Sheesh. That requires math and averages. I've been doing it for more than 40 years, but only 40 years of actually orgasming. Averaging about 5 times a week. (Sometimes more, but it's a 40 year average) my math gives me 10,400 loads shot.

Glad it doesn't run out!

 

The average amount of cum someone shoots is about 1 teaspoon, so 10,400 teaspoons is like 52 litres or 14 gallons. Fun!

 

Started around age three or four and I still do it every day

Same here. Started as a toddler and never stopped. Between ages ten and twenty I was three times a day minimum, more on weekends and holidays. That's around 11,000 masturbation sessions in that decade alone!

So, sixty years of chronic Onanism equates to 1.3 years of masturbatory bliss. That sounds about right.

 

I couldn't begin to guess. Either hundreds or thousands of times in 60 years since busting that very first nut.

 

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I think I was 12 when I stroked out my first load. God, it felt so good as I watched it spurting out all over the place. It's difficult to come up with an accurate number of times that I've jerked off but over 50 years I'd guess at least 8,000 times.

 

It is hot thinking about how many times I’ve jerked off in my life. To know the number without a doubt or how many ounce of cum I’ve blown over my lifetime. I can guess and assume it wish I knew for certain. Could have been way more than I even realized

 

Hi, this thread got me curious...
I am an Excel nerd so I tried to stage my estimates.
ok i started bating before puberty (i assume orgasms count for this survey)
at average of one bate a day till now is around 22000
if I up average to 2 a day it 44000 blishfull cum loads;
so i think my total self life time orgasms is between these two numbers
I hope this helps