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Sitting on living room couch stroking my rock hard cock. Getting more turned on reading and sharing. Edging until wife wakes up. She'll "catch" me, then tell me I'm a bad boy for masturbating. She'll spank my balls, suck my ripples and tel me to shoot my load for mommy. God I love my wife.
Yep, just like I said except I ate her out first.

 

I'm in my hose, wet from chatting

 

Sounds like you guys had fun. As I was leaving at 5 AM for the daily run my fwb opened her door and stepped out naked (she is my neighbor). She asked me to come in and get out of my running kit. She got on her knees and started sucking my cock till it got hard. That didn't take much by the way. Pushing me back on to the couch(couches seem to be the theme today) she got on my lap and proceeded to ride me very hard and fast. The whole time cursing, swearing and complaining about how she has not had sex in over two weeks. When we finished she licked me clean and then told me she had to get ready for work. For her getting ready for work involves taking a shower, putting on a white blouse and a pair of flip flops grabbing a cup of coffee and sitting in front of the computer all day. I put my kit back on and hobbled home. I think I pulled something. I might even be crippled lol.

 

I could do with a neighbour like her!

 

In a deserted mechanical room. I found this fap roulette to do. I added a vibrating plug.

 

Recently a nephew's 20 something girlfriend spent the night on the sofabed in my living room. She was visiting London without him and missed the last train back to Bournemouth. She called him and he gave her my number and told her to call me to see if I could put her up for the night. It wasnt a problem. I had seen pics of her before but never met her. She kind of looks like a younger Drew Barrymore.
Anyway she slept over and caught a train the next morning. However during the night I had to have a wank over her while in my bedroom ( couldnt have slept otherwise) . While I was doing it I imagined her walking in on me and had left my door open just the tiniest crack to enhance the illusion. ( no she didnt walk in nor see me through the tiny crack) My imagination of this scenario were totally enhanced by my rampant SPH fetish and the arousal factor that entails just as much as imagining herself naked and me fucking her. I came hard with a picture of her switching the light on and not being able to control her shock and amusement at the sight of me playing with my tiny cock.
I heard her get up in the morning to use tge bathroom and had to fight off the urge to just walk out in only my boxers with my little pecker - small but obviously erect enclosed just as she might exit the bathroom. I had to have another wank when she left.

 

ps to my previous post in regards to my younger drew barrymore lookalike house guest. I am going to pull up a 20 something pic or vid of Drew Barrymore and play with my little dick.

 

This is the Fap roulette I used yesterday
Stop boring masturbation. Jerk off positions - Fap Roulette

 

I'm gonna pull out some nice ebony gay pics and play

 

This couple has been telling me about their sexual adventures. Next thing you know, I'm hard and can't help stroking.

 

Getting into it now.

 

Didn't have time to blow earlier. I'm lucky to have 2 hours to edge. I love stroking my hard cock

 

She could spank my balls and suck my nipples! )

 

Nope but there is a pretty girl between my legs right now. Say hi!

 

Hello, pretty girl!

 

Didn’t get to yesterday. Office paperwork day.
Going to make up for it today.
Siting in a hallway. Pants off shirt open. Stroking.
Happy Friday

 

Just finished my nude tai chi workout now sipping coffee, decaf sadly , just watched an episode of Consenting Adults Show on YouTube. Talking about swinging and sex clubs,,, wish I was young again.

 

What??? Alert the press. This must be a first.

 

I’m stroking my dick reading the forums and thinking about this hot girl I saw yesterday. Wearing short shorts, and just got the hint of her ass as it started to curve outward.