Wow at least you get custom g-strings made and they look so damn awesome. Your wife should sell them I bet she would get a lot of customers and I would definitely be a customer.
My office can get quite busy with scheduled field trips. I have, however, chatted C2C with an office worker and got him so horny he had his cock out then stripped and wanked on cam: I was at home verbally and visually encouraging him: the 'chase' to get him to do that got me really horny.