A lot of threads asking for people's most embarrassing masturbation stories. Wanted to share an embarrassing but funny one. A friend let me masturbate to her boobs while we were parked in my car. But the only thing I could find in my car to cum into was an empty potato chip bag. She's in the passenger seat with her top pulled up, breasts on full display. I'm in the driver's seat with my jeans pulled down below my butt and start stroking. In a minute I can feel my climax building really quick. As fast as I can, I shove my dick into the bag and shoot my cum into the bottom of it. The fake foil material crinkling around my erection. Once I was done cumming, I was just sitting there for a bit, not only to catch my breath from the orgasm but because it felt all awkward and I was feeling kind of down having suddenly come back to reality. My friend asked me what was the matter? I had to admit, for some reason, cumming into a discarded snack bag from the floor of my car's backseat just felt "weird" (by which I actually meant "desperate.") She thought I meant like, physically it felt weird. And I sighed and I looked at her, then down at my softening penis retreating from the chip bag and said something like, "No, it's just. I dunno... I mean hell. I just came all over a bunch of Dorito crumbs!" And we both laughed. Weeks later, we were in a store together. She pointed to rack of chips and asked, "Should we get you some Fritos in case you need the bag later?" Zing!
HOLD ON! Just wait one freaking moment. How in the name of all that is good and holy do you have a friend that A) Is willing to show you her boobs, and B) Willing to watch you masturbate??? Where are these women? I've had TONS of female friends (I was in the friend zone for most of my adult life). We were open about everything, and we would crash at each other's places when necessary, but not one of them ever offered to show me their boobs.
I have a friend that likes to show her almost perfect C's to me and me and my wife after a few drinks. She pulls up her shirt and bra and gives them some hand loving for a bit then pulls her shirt down again. She might do it several times in an evening. I have asked her many times if I/we can play with them but no way. I'd love to see my wife suck on those beauties.
What are your wife’s like? Maybe you just need to find the right environment for her to show them off.
I think about tits all the time. I have since I was in grade two. Teacher had big ones that were always trying to break out of her blouse. Maybe I manifested this friend and her actions.
It wasn't her idea. LOL! It's not like we were sitting in the car as I finish off eating a bag of Doritos and she was like, "You know what would be really fun for me...?" I asked if she would show me her vagina and let me jerk off to it and she said no to her vagina but her boobs were fine. She honestly didn't care, and in fact, when I came so quick, she didn't realize and was like, "What happened? Why'd you stop? You can keep going." But that doesn't change the fact that her willingness to let me see her body at various times was owed in part to the fact that girls are inured to say yes to certain sexual requests from nagging horny men because it's easier to say yes and get it over with than keep insisting on not doing whatever it is. In fact, I've done it myself.
