We all know that pretty much everybody masturbates, but there are those among us who are more than mere masturbators--they are solo sex superstars, shameless, enthusiastic Onanists who have raised the bar in the arena of self-pleasure. Some signs that you may be a superstar of masturbation: You call in sick to work to stay home and masturbate. It's easier to count the days you don't masturbate than the ones you do. When looking at any book on sex for the first time, you immediately flip to the index to look up what it has to say about masturbation. When you move into your new place, you make a point of getting yourself off in every room at least once. You develop brand loyalty to a particular lube. Your toy collection won't fit in a shoebox anymore. Some of your most daring sexual exploits were with yourself. Masturbation is your most frequent Google search. Your love of masturbation is known to at least one other person. You've been caught masturbating, more than once (Maybe even on purpose). You've joined the 'Mile-high Club' solo. You masturbate to the memories of other times and places you've masturbated. You masturbate to pictures and videos of yourself masturbating. You've masturbated on the clock. You can't imagine living without masturbation in your life. For me, it's yes to all of the above.
You call in sick to work to stay home and masturbate. I masturbate at work It's easier to count the days you don't masturbate than the ones you do. Yes I try to keep my cock active When looking at any book on sex for the first time, you immediately flip to the index to look up what it has to say about masturbation.The best part When you move into your new place, you make a point of getting yourself off in every room at least once.I don't discriminate any room You develop brand loyalty to a particular lube.Sutil Your toy collection won't fit in a shoebox anymore. Many, rings, vibrators, Some of your most daring sexual exploits were with yourself. Most here know some of my work stories Masturbation is your most frequent Google search. I would say yes Your love of masturbation is known to at least one other person I would say more here You've been caught masturbating, more than once (Maybe even on purpose). When I was young and learning. Not since You've joined the 'Mile-high Club' solo.Yes You masturbate to the memories of other times and places you've masturbated. Countless times You masturbate to pictures and videos of yourself masturbating.I love my pictures and videos. I have shared many You've masturbated on the clock.When you are the boss, you can make time. You can't imagine living without masturbation in your life. Its a necessity For me, it's yes to all of the above. Absolutely Yes
You call in sick to work to stay home and masturbate. Do this a few times per year. It's easier to count the days you don't masturbate than the ones you do.100% correct When looking at any book on sex for the first time, you immediately flip to the index to look up what it has to say about masturbation. Yes! When you move into your new place, you make a point of getting yourself off in every room at least once. I don't make a goal out of it, it just happens You develop brand loyalty to a particular lube. STIMUL8 - Pride Glide ... last longer then other lubes when using fleshlights and other toys Your toy collection won't fit in a shoebox anymore. 2 fleshlights, a 3 piece dildo set (small to large). Fleshlights are replaced every few months Some of your most daring sexual exploits were with yourself. As I'm a virgin, all sexual exploits where with myself Masturbation is your most frequent Google search. if we count porn, yes! Your love of masturbation is known to at least one other person. Many people know You've been caught masturbating, more than once (Maybe even on purpose). Yes, i don't try to hide it so this happens regularly You've joined the 'Mile-high Club' solo.Yes, almost every flight You masturbate to the memories of other times and places you've masturbated. The only negative answer i have to give. I prefer making new memories . You masturbate to pictures and videos of yourself masturbating.I love my pictures and videos. Love to show myself to others You've masturbated on the clock. Almost every day. When working from home i sometimes rarely work. You can't imagine living without masturbation in your life. I would not want to imagine it either For me, it's yes to all of the above. Only one "no"
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I've been masterbating a minimum 5 times a day for the last 10 days. I live edging so sessions van go.on for hours
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