SOCCER (Make them tackle the guy with the ball) BASEBALL (Any player not standing on the infield,can throw the ball at the runner to get him out) TENNIS (Strengthen the rackets with thick rubberbands and replace the tennis ball with a golfball, of course the players will need to wear helmets) BASKETBALL (Make them wear skates) HOCKEY (Do away with the Icing and offside rules) FOOTBALL (Just play the game the way they did 40 years ago)
Soccer (Give the ball an internal gyro, the referee can activate) Tennis should be played on a giant trampoline. Basketball is unsustainable with modern genetics, and needs to adopt a second basket on the floor, for midgets, that counts as half points. Hockey players are all dickheads, and the AMA should force them to wear full-body condoms. Sports like football are all about cheap thrills, and Elon Musk is working on replacing them all with realistic looking robots, that cost a lot less.
I would limit the total weight of the on field (U.S.) football payers. If we use 200 lbs. as a base and each player weighed 200 lbs. that would be 200 x 11 or 2,200 lbs.; or one player over a ton. So if one player weighed 190 lbs. another could weight 210. That would add a layer of strategy, help to avoid injures, and speed up the plays as lighter, more agile players would be on the field. For basket ball, I would limit the height in the same way for the same reasons.
Basketball: Raise the basket to 15 feet and all players have to move backwards at all times. Tennis: no racquets allowed. Hands only. Football: Use ball the size of a golf ball Golf: Use ball the size of a basketball. Baseball: Every other runner has to run the opposite direction as the runner before him. No more than 3 runners on a base. Soccer: Ban that boring shit. Anyone caught playing goes directly to jail. Hockey: No skates allowed. Bare feet only.
Basketball: must be played on ice wearing skis and a snowsuit. Football, Hockey, Wrestling and all contact sports must be played naked. Baseball: put sand traps in the outfield Golf: At the tee, the golf ball is thrown at the golfer who hits it with a tennis racket. Use a baseball bat for fairway and putting. No reason to drag a bunch of clubs around anymore. Don't need a caddy or cart! Sport Fishing. Fisherman is the bait. Hunting: You can only shoot pictures. Animals always have right of way and right of refusal to be photographed due to privacy concerns (they are naked after all.)
Basketball:everytime a goal is made someone on the team takes a article of clothing off Golf:there is no making golf "interesting" baseballn the run to home plate they have to do the macrena. Soccer:Change object of kicking to the opposite team.They kick their enimes like balls into the goal. Vollyball:everyone needs to be in a horse costume.group of 2. Football:IS ALREADY INTRESTING!!GO RAVENS !!
