Rapture Coming Tomorrow September 23, Donate Today!

(TO post 38) P.T Barnum!!

 

Grand Theft Auto: Rapture Edition.

 

Guys, it's not funny to poke fun at people who still insist the sun revolves around the earth.

We Must Convert Fundamentalists!

 

It doesn't ????? Why, I've been deceived!!

 

So how'd that rapture thing work out for y'all?

Are you gone yet?
No?

Well you didn't have the qualifications!

Evidently you're a loser, a bonafide sinner, Jesus rejected you. You are inferior, despite your attempts to feel and act superior to others, like the Church Lady.

Now you are here with the rest of us cause your religious beliefs have given you nothing good to look forward to now.

See you're no different from anyone else.

Get used to it.

And for the Christians and others who don't believe in revelations or other such prophesies cause you have your own lies to believe in, let this be another reminder not to follow anyone but your own heart.

And never drink the kool-aid.

You can still donate to the Forums tho, where we give it to you straight, never crooked. No fucking algorithms to mess with your head!

 

I showed that to a friend of mine who is 85 and BORN AGAIN and he said He didnt like it...... He said ignore it.... Pay attention to the bible...

Ah man!!

 

Anyone else think it's funny that on the day of the Rapture Donald Trump couldn't ascend an escalator?

 

So where's that South African pastor now?