Grilling in your Birthday suit!

Nice

 

I do a lot of cooking nude. Cooking outside is the best though.

 

Rather sit and watch my other half cooking naked

 

I have done nude gardening and nude tai chi, I’ll have to light up the grill

 

I love grilling naked it’s the best

 

Looks like he is grilling a Weiner.

 

Two things that I have learned that you definitely do not do!!! One, never cook bacon in the nude!! Two, always wear gloves when cutting hot peppers. I cut a batch of Jalapenos once and figured that if I washed my hands it would be good enough. Well it wasn't even close. After washing my hands I went to the bathroom to urinate. It was warm and I had been sweating slightly. When I pulled my penis out to urinate everything started out fine. All of a sudden my penis started to tingle. I finished urinating and stuffed my penis back into my pants when all of a sudden it started burning like I had shoved hot coals into my pants with it. Apparently the small amount of sweat on my penis drew the minuscule amount of remaining pepper oil from my hands and deposited it on my penis. I had to strip and crawl in the shower and run a cold shower over my cock until it stopped burning!!!!!

 

:-0

 

Step Away when you light it. I did it wearing my bathing suit . When it lit the flash of the gas was enough to burn the hair on my stomach and arms. I hate that smell

 

Nasty

 

Dicey.

 

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I had the jalapeno experience once at work after having them on a pizza . I got called away from lunch and forgot to wash my hands after touching the jalapenos . A while later I visited the restroom and got the hot surprise shortly after . Not a lot I could do at work .

Learned a lesson that day !