Have You Ever Been Surprised (Shocked) By Your Parents Sexual Activities?

I had this frightening revelation....my mother, after 7 children, got full dentures at like 39....no wonder dad smiled so much on Saturday mornings....

 

LOL..I've had toothless blowjobs. They are just fine. Mighty fine.

 

Still brings a frightening mental image....

 

Close your eyes....lay back and enjoy the suck. It won't take long, trust me...

 

Back when I was about 10, Dad was out of town and mom was leaving town and Me and brother we’re going to stay at a friend’s house For a couple of nights. The friend’s Mom showed up to pick us up. I ran Upstairs to say goodbye to mom… Who was just getting out of the shower. First time I had ever actually seen boobs. I didn’t think much of it at the time, but I’m sure she was quite embarrassed. Never talked about it with her, but I am sure she was the topic of conversation with my friends that weekend.
Fast forward to my high school days, a new city and a new house, and my lower floor bedroom was right under my parents’. There were nights when they were really going to town, headboard hitting the wall frequently. Why wouldn’t they? They were still relatively young and attractive, so why not? Unfortunately, mom went through the change relatively early, causing a lot of stress between them and us kids. Never knew if mom was going to say I love you, or I’m going to kill you….. wait until your father gets home!
A somewhat funny story. When I married my wife, she came with two great kids. I could not have asked for better step kids (I hate the word step). Anyhow, at 40 years old, the Mrs. and I decided we wanted a child of our own. Finally got a positive pregnancy test, and my “daughter” was ecstatic. After a few moments of letting that sink in, she was like “OMG… now all of my friends are going to know what you’ve been doing”! we were still young, and we still get a kick out of that.

 

Unfortunately, I've only ever seen my mom get fucked by my dad. I sure would like to set her up with a good lay because she definitely needs it and has told me so on multiple occasions. At least I taught her how to use a vibrator, masturbate with lube and lend her my dildo as often as she needs it.

 

I caught my mom having sex with her sisters husband. That was a big surprise to me.

 

:-0..;-)

 

It was actually quite a turn on

 

I could imagine you by the door enjoying yourself as you watched!! ;-)

 

Not really shocked by my parents. But what shocked me is my mother in law and how open she is about sex. She talks openly about it, her hookups, what they did, etc. Its been so many years now I am kinda used to it and I dont get an instant hard on when she says to my wife stuff like 'I have been craving anal sex for weeks now'

 

I think I was more surprised by my parents sexual inactivity. Like choice #4 on the poll, my parents were total prudes. I had to learn about sex on my own!!!!

 

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