Saw a lovely pic of Jenny McCarthy in “the pose” this morning. The sight of those soles made me explode!
So was this one, before the surgeons got to her. Oh, I positively ADORED Meg Ryan. I wanted to rub my dick against her soles and cum all over them. I wanted to fuck her . Hell, I wanted to MARRY her. I spilled so much semen masturbating to Meg Ryan’s size 11 feet that I wanted to name my daughter Meg, after her. The wife was having none of it, however… So I suggested Cheryl (Tiegs) instead. That at least would have made sense, as I’d briefly met her in the concourse at Newark Airport and we exchanged smiles. Sorry, no sale. Then, I tried Diana Rigg, whom I’d never met, but to whom I masturbated at least twice a day. Then there was Kate Jackson of “ Charlie’s Angels“, whose beauty also helped boost my sperm production immensely. Then, would you BELIEVE,…. that I had the fucking nerve to wonder why she divorced me.LOL.
Funny that you should mention Meg Ryan. I rewatched When Harry Met Sally yesterday and You’ve Got Mail earlier this week. I had a crush on her, too. Size 11???? Wow
Yea, her shoe size is readily available out there. At the moment, I am watching a movie called “What Happens Later”, starring and directed by Meg. And you know what? Despite the plastic surgery she’s still looking cute as hell to me, my dick is feeling longer and thicker, and when this movie ends in about ten minutes….
Yeah, I was.Put it down to true love…and an extra dose of Cialis yesterday.LOL! And anyway it was not her current face I was jerking to … And that’s the great thing about masturbation, isn’t it? Close your eyes and stroke to Ingrid Pitt…. or…Caroline Munro…
Here’s another one that always makes me lose my “Self Control”. Laura Branigan makes me cum so hard, especially when I see her in “the pose” So beautiful and gone so soon…