my name is pressed rat

Are you coming on to me?














... I didn't hear a no.

 

just some friendly advice from me to all of you, around age 20 you are supposed to fuck people, no matter the current political/religious climate


...still didn't say no

 

This thread is funny...

 

My names Daisymae. I've been kidnapped by a NaykidApe!
Please send help!!!!....

 

...Or don't

 

my name is KozmicBlue and I'm the siberian Marylin Monroe.

 

my name is missfontella and I am impressed by my own farts

 

my name is pressed rat and i cant take a joke and have a large stick up my ass.

 

My name is Peanuts and I'm a nut.


Damn, it felt good to get that off my chest.

 

my name is interval illusion and i am strangely content tonight.

 

Hey me too but only because I'm drinking.

I could be a lil' more content though.

 

heh sounds familier.

altho not for tonight.

 

I've had a rough few days.

Hey, is it really windy over by you? We are having a wind storm. It's really massive. I'm afraid to go out to smoke in fear a tree branch is going to hit me.

 

i'm so stressed out i bought some stress tabs and beer. i can't stand it when people and cats go fucking nuts.

 

My name is Bob, and ummmm my names not Bob. Glad I could clear that up finally.

 

Hi Bob!!

 

GODDAMNIT!!! DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU MY FUCKING NAME IS NOT BOB?!?!?!

 

how is the moon a drity bomb? i don't get it.

 

the moon only laughes and sneers at earth, we should distroy it to protect earths dignity!! LOL. he he he he he!!

 

there really is no moon. *blank stare*