Where is the riskiest place you have masturbated?

WOW! This is something I tried many times in my teens but I'd always get scared that someone would catch me. Once when I was a yu@ng teen, the family was camping at a state park that had a pool. I swear that I saw a husband hold his wife against once (she was a willing participant) and she came. I was just standing (in chest deep water) there, mouth wide open, starring at them. I was very confused at the time. They saw me as they moved away. She blushed and looked away, he was laughing like he'll. It really wasn't until years later that I figured out what they had been doing.

 

Yeah I wasn’t really looking to do it but when the jet hit me, I was like “hello, how u doin”

 

In a police station toilet. When I been taken in to be questioned about masturbation in a supermarket car park ( a woman walked over to my car, I thought she wanted to watch. It had happened before. She took her phone and took one or two pictures. Then arrested me, yes, she was a cop)