Who's masturbating right now!?

Will be shortly.

 

Hope

Hope you have a great time Surly. You've worked all week, now is the time to relax and chill out a little.

 

Lol, actually I am retired for the most part. When you have a lot of free time you sometimes get horny.

 

You must off retired early you only sound about 35, I've read a lot off your great post. Keep up the good work...lol, no pun intended .

 

Now that would be an interesting lifestyle option - not sure I would stay down much though

 

Some times that isn't a problem , in the right company.

 

Hmmm … sounds like it might be a tasty option then?

 

Good morning , reading forums and found Surly’s profile, now I’m stroking/edging.

 

Stroking since 6:00 to female masturbation porn, need to drain my balls soon!

 

Enjoy!
Was that since 6PM last night or 6AM this morning.? Hope you had/have an awesome one!
I started stroking at 6pm last night and kept at it until 3am, when I did my first-ever tribute, splattering a picture of my late wife. Ohhh, god Mari, it felt unbelievable to get that out; I hope you enjoyed watching! I think I loved you more than ever in that moment. Then I cleaned my spunk off the iPad and collapsed into bed.
Got up at 10 AM this morning, and I’m running some errands now with one hand on my steering wheel and the other on my cock. When I’m done it’ll be back to bed where I’ll spend the rest of the weekend masturbating… maybe order some more “boner pills”.
Damn I’m glad I’m retired!

 

What do you like on the menu

 

I am gonna start masturbating.

 

As am i!!!

 

Me too!

 

Morning wood turned into morning masturbation. A holiday weekend means that much more time for this masturbation maniac to jack his slippery cock to his heart's content.

 

I'm now edging whilst wearing holdups

 

Getting too much: may need to finish off soon

 

Naked and about to finish off

 

Oh I am quite a bit older than 35 lol.

 

Starting any moment.