What was the best ejaculation you've ever had, in terms of amount of semen?

One time when my wife and I were having sex, we had been going at it for a good while. It seems the longer i wait to cum and really build up before I explode, it can shoot really far. Well she was lying next as I was masturbating and when I finally blew my load she said for me to look over at her. I had squirted and blew my cum form my waist up and onto her face, maybe two feet or so. Her face and eyes where covered with my cum and some on her tits too. She had a nice big smile on her cum covered face.

 

When I was dating my wife, she decided that she wanted to go off the pill. Since neither of us liked condoms, we didn't want to use those. She had no interest in a diaphragm either. So we settled on withdrawal as our chosen birth control method. Usually, we would finish we her sucking me off and swallowing my load.

I was fucking her one night on a couch in the missionary position in my apartment, and it was pretty intense. I was really hard, and was giving her a good hard fuck. I suddenly realized that I was about to cum, so I pulled out as I would normally do, and headed for her mouth. I "called and audible" in my head, and stopped over her face. I was straddling her with my cock pointing at her face, as I started to cum. I was stroking my cock as I started to shoot my load on her face. It felt like it would never end for me. I kept shooting stream after stream on her face. In the middle of it, she just cried out, "Holy shit." I knew she was absolutely covered with my cum. I just grabbed a t-shirt to wipe her face off. It was pretty intense.

I did that to her a few more times, but it was never like that night.

 

I always had extreemly large ejaculations that made a mess all over when she would give me a handjob. She couldn't handle it when she gave me bjs and would let the cum fall out of her mouth, back onto me or get off my cock and finish me by hand. One time as she was getting off my cock, I suddenly blasted a huge load that splattered her face with cum. She was stunned, like getting hit with a wave while your back is turned. She had cum dripping over her eyebrow ,to her chin. I thought she would freak. Without a second of hesitation, she grabbed my head and kissed me, giving me as much of my cum as she had. I didn't know how to react at first, but it was too late to do anything about it, so I embraced the situation and shared my first very hot and slippery snowball.

 

I think they biggest one I had I never got to see.....it went down the hatch....I came so hard, I almost passed out. I was just dumbounded...where did it all go? She just took a gulp of beer and washed it all down...like, well, that's just how it's done. That;s when the sky opened and the earth shook for me and bj's.

 

My most powerful was the night my wife convinced me to allow our boyfriend to fuck me in the ass for the first time while she was sucking my cock. I came so hard, and the amount was overwhelming for her to swallow as a good bit was drooling out of her mouth and down her chin to her tits. That was a great evening, and I was instantly hooked on anal sex wanting fucked in the ass all the time after that first time.

 

No idea which occasion to pick, I had several nice ejaculations but one time getting a handjob I ejaculated six times before released the final one
The other times were not the full on uninterrupted stimulation, but still some nice release of semen

 

There are a couple of orgasms that stand out in my head for their intensity, volume and distance
When I was in my early twenties I was in a pretty long jerk session while sitting in a chair in my bedroom. The house was empty so I was naked in my chair edging for hours. I finally reached the point of no return and decided I'd cover my belly but I didn't expect the intensity of the orgasm and ended up hitting myself in the face with two shots and a couple more on my chest.
Another time I was playing with a massage gun for the first time. I would bring myself close and back off over the course of an hour. I finally erupted and hit myself in the chin a couple of times before the cum just continued to ooze out with the massage gun still running
I don't normally have much distance with my orgasms so these two are ones I think about a lot and got me hooked to giving myself facials

 

I always had huge ejaculations when I was younger . One time my wife had me cum in a shot glass. It was overflowing the top of the glass and dripping down the side. She picked it up and made me drink up, so I had a better appreciation for what she does for me.

 

Up to 9 good squirts followed by the remaining oozing out. Equivalent of 10 squirts I guess.
Often when getting a hj. Not sure how much from a good bj but I often got the comment that it was a lot of cum

 

My suck buddy of over 12 years would always provide me with 8-9 good spurts of cum every three days.

 

When I hit my late 20s, a mix of depression and medication left me completely incapable of having a satisfying orgasm when I masturbated. I was still fine during sex, or masturbating with a woman. But alone, all my orgasms were very sudden, I never had a chance to get hard, I'd go from just tugging on my penis to all of a sudden getting an intense tickle right in my tip then oozing semen without any build up or euphoria or rush or sense of relief.

About 2 years into this issue, I'd been trying to summon the courage to contact an ex who'd really broken my spirit and caused me a lot of psychological problems I was still sorting through 10 years later. I'd been up late writing out notes of what I thought I might want to ask her if I did reach out. Finally, I decided it was late and I needed to just get her off my mind and go to sleep.

As soon as I turned out the lights and rolled over to fall asleep, I started thinking of how much she turned me on and the very sexy moments we'd shared. As these memories moved through my mind, I started to feel horny in a way I hadn't in years. But I wanted to go to sleep. I'd already taken a sedative and turned out all the lights. Masturbating felt like an annoyance. I remember actually asking myself out loud, "Really? Now???" And a little voice in my head piped up and said, "YES! NOW!!!"

I turned on the light, took off my clothes and started going at it. I quickly got rock hard. And for the first time in years, I stayed hard. I kept stroking right at the tip, right where I like it the most. Doing it faster and more vigorous as it felt better and better. All the hottest memories I could conjure of that ex played in my head like movies. After maybe four minutes, I could feel that build-up of pleasure I hadn't felt in years all rushing from every part of my body and amassing in my penis. I was in ecstasy. I stroked my dick as hard and fast as I could. Feeling it all build to critical mass. Then that familiar head rush of euphoria hit me as I started to ejaculate stronger than I ever had before.

I was never much of a shooter. Usually my semen either oozed out slowly, or shot a few inches in the air and landed on my crotch or around my belly button. This was the first time my load fucking launched. The first three squirts hit my shoulder. Then my chest. Then my forearm. Each squirt lost power little by litter, hitting my stomach, then my crotch. I never stopped stroking it felt so good. Just as that first ejaculation started to die down, I felt a sudden buildup all over again and started ejaculating a second time. Hitting all over my stomach and forearm. I kept stroking. As that one subsided, another one boiled up.

I had three overlapping orgasms. Once it was done, I felt like I'd swallowed a handful of valium. I was bushed. Emptied. Two years of pent up sexual needs had finally been satisfied. It was the kind of orgasm where, even though you've cum a gazillion times, you realize it'd been forever since you truly came! I lied there covered in my own satisfaction, breathing deeply, my eyelids heavy for a couple minutes. Finally, I grabbed my tshirt, wiped myself off. Shut the light. Rolled over and before I knew it I was waking up in the morning. I didn't even remember falling asleep.