fun tricks to play on people

Discussion in 'Psychedelics' started by crackforkids, Mar 7, 2005.

  1. crackforkids

    crackforkids Senior Member

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    ok, so there are crack heads out there that will sniff anything.
    i got a little 2ct7, im gonna leave it out on a mirror in a public bathroom in a shitty neighborhood, where crackheads congregate a lot. well as soon as they see it they'lll think "HEY< LOOK, IT COKE, YES!" and sniff it all up. within 2 min they will have the most wikkid experience of their life, and never do drugs again.



    methheads get so bored at 4 am... im gonna break abunch of toasters and throw in some bike parts and all types of shit into a box, take it to a room full of tweakers and tell them to put my microwave back together.
     
  2. yyyesiam2

    yyyesiam2 Senior Member

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    i'm guessin someone didn't get enough hugs as a child.
     
  3. Godot

    Godot Member

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    you are god
     
  4. RoBoWaLkEr

    RoBoWaLkEr Member

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    "you are god
    __________________
    Don't you know that God is Pooh Bear?"

    So he's Pooh Bear? I never knew...
     
  5. eat_some_LSD

    eat_some_LSD Senior Member

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    Actually, after snorting that 2-CT-7, they'll probably vomit...that's what happened to about everyone I know that snorted the shit.

    I got a better idea; don't waste delicious treats like that...you can send it to me instead, and I'll properly "dispose" of it for you. ;)

    *rotf*
     
  6. 2cesarewild

    2cesarewild I'm an idiot.

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    I heard of a fucked up trick to play. When someone is tripping, be like:

    "Hey look George, I have this invisible box, and it's soundproof. I'm gonna put it on your head and lock it." So then act like yopu're putting an imaginary box over their head, lock it, and act like you ate the key. Now, this works good with a lot of people in the room. All of you act like you are talking, but not making any sounds. Also make sure you are in a room that is COMPLETELY silent. Now, let this go for a while, so that they believe it. I personally wouldn't do this to someone because I think it might be a little damaging to the psyche.
     
  7. eat_some_LSD

    eat_some_LSD Senior Member

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    I've done that one a few times, but I do it when we're alone and I know nobody'll fuck it up. *lol*

    I like the one where you have the subject close their eyes, and you say "Imagine you're in a serene forest...there's trees, and flowers, and birds chirping...
    ...now, all of a sudden, you have to take a HUMONGUS shit."

    You then instruct the subject to open their eyes, and you place your hands, palms facing them, on the sides of their head and start waving them back and forth around their head in a chopping motion while repeating "Running through the trees, running through the trees.." Then you make fists and start rolling your hands around eachother (like a boxer on a pummelbag) infront of their face while chanting, "crawling through the grass, crawling through the grass."

    Then, out of nowhere...smack the living SHIT out of their forehead and proclaim "Snakebite!"
     
  8. geckopelli

    geckopelli Senior Member

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    Hey, I got one:

    A Cool trick to play on someone who gives you the wrong dope-

    Beat them with a stick.
     
  9. eat_some_LSD

    eat_some_LSD Senior Member

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    Or a Spork. :p
     
  10. oOflyeyesOo

    oOflyeyesOo Member

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    Haha SOO true man, I was born in a HUGE meth town where there are like 10 labs busted everyday, and everyone is awake driving around at 4 am like shopping and shit its funny when we just go driving around smoking pot and everyone else is doing the same :p
     
  11. crackforkids

    crackforkids Senior Member

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    no.... i didnt

    ?????? um, yeah, i forgot about that.


    yeah, you throw up on t7, but its always followed by the most intense trip...
     
  12. SweeperOfDreams13

    SweeperOfDreams13 Member

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    ah, I am the master of psychedelic mind-fucks.
    A few tricks I like to play on people..
    -Tell them that they dropped thier pocket.
    -Hold out a bag of chips or something. Any object will do. Then tell the person "Dude, take the bag" Speak calmly at first, then as they don't take the bag, start to sound a little more panicked "Dude, c'mon, take the bag! I can't believe you're not taking the bag.. dude, PLEASE take the bag, I'm begging you". They'll freak out.
    -Just say "y'know what I mean?". they won't know what the hell's going on.Works best when there are a few people in on it.
    bob: Y'know what I mean?
    Trippin' person: Whaaaat?
    Jude: What, you don't know what he means?
    Janie: Wow, I can't believe he doesn't know what bob means
    etc.

    I also love that invisible box thing. It's a trip and a half.
     
  13. RoBoWaLkEr

    RoBoWaLkEr Member

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    Most of these tricks will only work on a tripping n00b. For me to get seriously sketched out over something like that I would have to be like tripping harder than I ever have before...
     
  14. crackforkids

    crackforkids Senior Member

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    once i had eaten a gram of DXM with my friend who goes by "the overman" and we were tlaking all crazy and philisophical in a laundry room and the conversation kinda fell apart so i just burt out with.
    "and they'll never know. we know what they will NEVER know! now you cant tell anybody, PROMISE DAMMIT"
    and this kid looked at me with the most terrified look on his face, hahahahahahahaha. i had him thinking something CRAZY, he was so fucked up he forgot about it the next day. hahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  15. Ediction421

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    I smoke meth, and personally I would feel considerably happy if that happened to me, although I would never snort up something I found in a public restroom... without first makeing sure what it was. In fact, psychadelic/hallucinogenic drugs are the only things I do occasionally insuffulate...
     
  16. Amanda's Shadow

    Amanda's Shadow Flower Child

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    if god is love, and love is blind, and ray charles is blind, then is ray charles god?

    haha sorry im bored as all fuck
     
  17. Ediction421

    Ediction421 Member

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    Im rather convinced that im god ever since my last acid trip... LoL... BTW, mushrooms tell me that I am also a king... How prominent I am. :p


    ~Mike
     
  18. MrRee

    MrRee Senior Member

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    When I was young I smoked a lot of pot, and acid trippers would come around looking for freebies, and they were becoming a problem. So my mate horse came up with a plan. We would lay a few cones on 'em, and when they lay back to relax into it, on the signal word "mince-meat" we would each grab one of the two 6 foot high pedestal fans that we used to cool the room and lay it down near their face. And that's what we did. These guys shit themselves so completely we never saw them again. Horse and I laughed long and hard until it hurt bad and then some. We saw one of them a month or so later down the street shopping, but he disappeared really quickly when he saw us. Funny, that!
     

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