Get your teeth into aberdeenman

Discussion in 'Poetry' started by gone_on_a_binge, Mar 10, 2005.

  1. gone_on_a_binge

    gone_on_a_binge Member

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    This isnt my own composition, a friend wrote it and doesnt know its here but i think its genius.

    He comes from Aberdeen.
    He's a salty old bean.
    He keeps his van clean.
    His wife's called Jean.
    His tanktop is green.
    His figure is lean.
    He's mean.
    He's fond of the Queen.



    He's got a dirty arse.
     
  2. TrippinBTM

    TrippinBTM Ramblin' Man

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    I think we have a different definition of "genius"
     
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