i think

.. im getting deep vien thrombosis from being sat at my computer so much.. hmmm.. my ass is dead.

 

i think... therefore i get a headache

 

what you need is an enema
may not help ya but it'll wake your ass up

 

You need to do this : stand up then sit down a dozen or so times in a row.








It wont help but I'll be amused.

 

then go look at some porn and get masterbating,that'll get the blood flowing again

 

Or maybe you need the same thing as i do.... a life

 

nah lives are well overated.. i had one once.. ended up just pawning it to cash converters... but they gave me £2 for it... so i bought a pint.