things you cannot take on an airplane

oh? i reckon the safety cards are pretty suspicious

 

The planet Jupiter. It won't fit through the doors.

 

knitting needles, or anything to do with sewing that could ba harmful.... B-fucking-S!

 

shrunken heads , diabolical fetishes , and weasel feces ......strictly forbidden

 

i had a keychain of a bullet, which had lost its slug leaving only the shell.
they insisted on taking it from me, which i didnt really care about
i just dont see how it could be any kind of threat

 

fuck safety. They never had it in the past. Look at all the older people. they might be missing a couple of fingers or a limb, but dammit, theyre alot smarter. we just get a shitload of regulations and stufff. if someone really wants to hijack a plane, i dont think those stupid regulations are gonna stop them. They'll just have to be a little bit more creative about it. i mean, they used a box cutter for 911, wouldnt broken glass do the same thing? Theres no way in hell they could forbid glass on a plane. if you wanted to take a hostage, just grab them up and instead of pointing a knife at their throat, just threaten to snap their neck. or you could introduce some sort of biological agent on the plane. all this safety crap is just that. crap. it inconveniences us. Say i want to buy my lumberjack relative a chainsaw for christmas or something. i couldnt take it. id have to ups it.. fuck it. ill shutup now

 

A lot of those items can go in your checked luggage, as long as you are up-front about it and don't lie.

 

they forbid glass on a plane they took my mineral water away from me.

 

and notice the little bottles of booze they serve are plastic where at the liquor store they're glass.

 

They won't let you take empty soda cans on, either. Last summer, my friend flew from Italy to Boston I think with a lighter, and they didn't take it away from her.