I lied. This is not a survey. It is a test. Good luck. Don't fuck it up. Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 7 + 8 = 98 + 67 = 0 + 0 = Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? Who won the first season of American Idol? How deep is your love? Why can't we be friends? Are you experienced? What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? What is the meaning of life? Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? I hate pie. How do you feel about that? A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? Was that hard to spell? How do you feel about that? What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? How do you play a C7 chord? Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! What is wrong with me? Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? Fuck, I'm out of questions.
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 = 15 98 + 67 = 165 0 + 0 = 0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Montpelier (sp) Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? Can of beans What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? Teddy Roosevelt. hhaha Who won the first season of American Idol? Kelly Clarkson How deep is your love? 1-10, 10 Why can't we be friends? Cuz you suck Are you experienced? Yes What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) Bah Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? Fractual_ What is the meaning of life? There isnt one Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? Hah I hate pie. How do you feel about that? Good A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? Yay Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) I dunno S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? Ok Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? Yes Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) Hahaha What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? Crap Hates All Lesbians What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? shit... i dont know this, but im jewish. do i get extra credit?? Was that hard to spell? was it yom kippur or some shit like that? How do you feel about that? ok What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? that one by dave matthews band, im too lazy to look it up, but its got the song that goes "please explain to me" and shit How do you play a C7 chord? ok Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. k Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? ok Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? fruit What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! a What is wrong with me? you Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? cuz hes a pimp
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 = 15 98 + 67 = 165 0 + 0 = 000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Ha! I used a calculator Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Montpelier Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? Probably somewhere i wouldnt know even if i had some type of knowitall machine that told me everything about anything that i needed know that i didnt know before me asking the knowitall machine... What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? dont know, dont care. Who won the first season of American Idol? Kelly Clarkson...you learn stuff like that after being sick for so long. How deep is your love? Pretty deep if you want it Why can't we be friends? We can, we just need to learn commitment, honesty, and understanding Are you experienced? You know it :H What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) Bob Dylan, actually he had a million hits...but that means he had ten! Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? Jugg's What is the meaning of life? we wont know until death. Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? thats really special I hate pie. How do you feel about that? you make me sick...not really, but still, thats kind of odd. A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? actually im a little turned on. Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) Music S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? Ya, that stuff is pretty sick. I went on my brothers computer once, and found S&M pictures all over, it was so sick. Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? no Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) nope. its impossible, my english teacher said so. What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? dont know. What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? Qwanza, i think. Was that hard to spell? how did you know? How do you feel about that? man, im really freaked out now...this forum is full of pyschics. What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? The Freewheeling Bob Dylan. Meg would agree with me How do you play a C7 chord? Really easy! First play a C chord like usually with the open strings E and G, but you add another finger to the third fret (Bb) on the G string, and there you go! Thats the most common way. Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. no...sorry, thats why to complicated for even your mind to comprehend. Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? even more turned on then when its a hard, its a hard, its a hard, and its a haaaarrrd, and its a haaaaaarrrrrrrrrddddddd raaaaaiiiiiinn's a gonna fall...no actually it doesnt. Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? Fruitetable What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! all of the above. What is wrong with me? nothing, at least not from what i have heard about you. Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? i dont know...i dont think he was.
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = What 7 + 8 = the 98 + 67 = fuck, 0 + 0 = Katie? Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Montpellier. That's sad. Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? Between the cushions on the couch. What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? Thomas Jefferson? Who won the first season of American Idol? I never watched. My grandma did, though. How deep is your love? As deep as...damn. Why can't we be friends? Because you included math in this survey. Are you experienced? Only the dead are experienced enough. What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) I don't know... Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? George. Chasing somebody around with a knife screaming "Just let me fucking cut your hair!"...or something along those lines. What is the meaning of life? Monty Python. Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? *Awkward stare* I hate pie. How do you feel about that? Just wait until you try my key lime. I'm sorry. I'm not supposed to use that smiley. A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? It already is falling. It's raining. Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) Ray Bradbury-esque writing. S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? <---Closet fanatic. Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? No. I'm elated. Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) Poets are never famous when they're alive. What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? I don't know how to respond to this... What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? Channukah? Was that hard to spell? Not really. I won the spelling bee in 4th grade. But they gave me a silver medal. How do you feel about that? Quite saddened. What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? Joni's Blue How do you play a C7 chord? Ask your psychiatrist. Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. If you look at it upside-down, it's quite gratifying. Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? *Awkward stare* Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? They are tomatoes. In a class of their own. What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! e.) A pretty fucked up place. Only useful for writing content. What is wrong with me? Nothing whatsoever, honey. Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? It's the sunglasses he wore while playing the saxophone.
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 =2 7 + 8 =15 98 + 67 =165 0 + 0 =4.5 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Montpelier Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? in some 10 year old salsa in the back of my gramma 's fridge What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? jefferson davis! Who won the first season of American Idol? Kelly Clarkson How deep is your love? deep as the marina trench! Why can't we be friends? but... i thought we were. are you trying to tell me something? *sniff* you hate me dont you? *sob* Are you experienced? not in any sense of the word What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) beegees! Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? chuck. something something rape, something microphone stand, something something something blah groupie. What is the meaning of life? the property that distinguishes living organisms from dead things and inanimate objects Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? i dont know what that means I hate pie. How do you feel about that? i think you should die. because you hate pie A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? buckets of rain buckets of tears, got these buckets comin out of my ears. what's one more? Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) visual-surrealism. performing-dance. auditory-rock music. S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? i do not care Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? no. i am here of my own free will, because i am a lousy procrastinator. but this will drive me to do my hmwk. Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) observe my very loose definitions of poet and famous-jj stepanek (psh), john mayer ( he writes his own damn lyrics), and...jeff foxworthy What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? hell if i know What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? hanukah! Was that hard to spell? no, but i made little effort How do you feel about that? pretty good What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? the doors greatest hits and the white album. How do you play a C7 chord? damnit, i'm not diagramming this. Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. howbout i dont? Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? i love you katie! Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? they are a fruit, based on the fact that they carry their seeds. What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! D!!!11!!!!11 What is wrong with me? if only i knew...i would probably forget so idk. Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? because you have a thing for old men from hot springs arkansas who's noses look like they dripped out of a faucet and splash landed on their face. that was extra special.
right.... Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 45 7 + 8 = 0 98 + 67 = -7.12121212 0 + 0 = 3.14159 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Montepilier Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? What is that supposed to imply!? What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? Thomas Jefferson....wait, he was a war hero? Who won the first season of American Idol? Kelly Clarkson. Like, duh. Every mall rat knows that. How deep is your love? As deep as it used to be for Barry Gibb. Why can't we be friends? Hm... Are you experienced? No. I'm like a virgin. What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) The Bee Gees. Yeah...or maybe not. Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? Obviously Derek. What is the meaning of life? To play Jeopardy...NON STOP. Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? I feel badly about that. I hate pie. How do you feel about that? I feel like a raging ... heterosexual. A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? Like I'm about to pee my pants. Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) Portraiture, pop art, but most of all.... photo-realism. S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? I feel like it should be conceptualized into a form of art. Pfft...yeah. Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? Fuck no. Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) Diane DiPrima, Dr. Fleda Brown, & ...someone else...I'll say Katie. What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? kids who play with cabbage patch dolls are such dorks. What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? Hannukah. Was that hard to spell? No. Hah!! How do you feel about that? .....just fine... fine indeed..yes...fine. What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? That is based on varied opinions.... but, based on my own preferences, I'll say Led Zeppelin II, III, & to a certain degree, Houses of the Holy. And many others. Yeah. No. Maybe. How do you play a C7 chord? HAHAHAHA. Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. Watching dripping faucets deals with your own perceptions & perceptions cannot ....wait a fucking second. This has nothing to do with metaphysicality. Metaphysics deals with non-tangible and/or spiritual shit....not altered & fucked-up perceptions. OMG. Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? I do not reveal that sort of information. Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? Fruit. What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! What is wrong with me? I *heart* you. And maybe you should shake off the cooties. Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? That is inexplicable. But nooooooo.
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 = 15 98 + 67 = 165 0 + 0 = 0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? V (lol I don't fucking know, who cares) Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? Just above his neck What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? Umm George Washington ??? (come on how much do you know about British political history ... exactly) Who won the first season of American Idol? I don't give a flying rat's ass How deep is your love? Pretty shallow Why can't we be friends? Don't see not. Are you experienced? At what? What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) Don't know or care Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? No idea What is the meaning of life? 42 and an infinite number of monkeys. Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? huh? I hate pie. How do you feel about that? Happy for you A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? That's nice Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) Pop art S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? Yeah I agree Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? Not really, no Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) Err can't think of any What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? Not sure What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? Hannukha Was that hard to spell? Yeah, but then I have trouble spelling pagan festivals. How do you feel about that? Probably should know the pagan ones [seeing as I celebrate them] but aren't fussed about the rest. What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? The essential Bob Dylan How do you play a C7 chord? With a guitar, right. Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. Allows the mind to focus and induces a meditative state. Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? I knew that, so don't mind. Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? Depends on your definition, with regards botany they are fruit. But in cooking they used as vegetables. What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! B,C,D depending on your mood. What is wrong with me? Probably nothing terrible. Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? Power and charisma
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 =15 98 + 67 = 165 0 + 0 =0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont?how the fuck should i know? Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found?who? what? What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party?uhh ulysses s grant? Who won the first season of American Idol?kelly clarkson How deep is your love?too deep for me to handle Why can't we be friends?we're not? Are you experienced?YES! What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section)what? Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal?me What is the meaning of life?nirvana Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that?i feel that you spelled philosophers wrong, but that's okay because i didn't capitalize my i's I hate pie. How do you feel about that?you suck A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that?reminds me of november Which style of art happens to be your favorite?rock n roll ... (This question will not be graded.) S&M is scary. How do you feel about that?you're dumb. s&m kicks ass Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet?slightly? Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years.me, myself, and i ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for?what? What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights?hannakah or something Was that hard to spell?yes How do you feel about that?dumb. or maybe just happy. i think im just happy. steal the sun, fall asleep... What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written?in utero How do you play a C7 chord? i use tabs Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world.wtf? Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that?shut up Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable?vegetable What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! lol d What is wrong with me? what is wrong with me what is wrong with me why do i say these things yeaaaaaaaaaah.... Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot?eew Fuck, I'm out of questions. thank ozzy
I lied. This is not a survey. It is a test. Good luck. Don't fuck it up. Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... this is your homework isnt it...? 1 +1 = 2 ones 7 + 8 = a seven and an eight 98 + 67 = lots 0 + 0 = something smaller than one Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? who cares about vermont Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? on his neck What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? the democratic party leader Who won the first season of American Idol? Bob dylan How deep is your love? bee gees deep... Why can't we be friends? are you a capitalist? Are you experienced? no im a band of gypsies What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) beegees Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? YOU What is the meaning of life? love Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? fee-what-now I hate pie. How do you feel about that? i think you lie A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? i feel goopy Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) line art S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? i feel it is Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? nope, are you? Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) You, Bob Dylan, Bob Dylan, You, You, Bob dylan, Rea, your son, Frank Bank, and Bob Cobb What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? Companies Holdin Aldults Legs What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? chaunnakka Was that hard to spell? no i made it up How do you feel about that? i feel smrt What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? Highway 61 revisited How do you play a C7 chord? can i play any chord? Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. cause its cool Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? grood, im mean great...great and good Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? a tasty fruit What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! <---this one What is wrong with me? nothing, everyone else is wrong Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? cause he is billy boy Fuck, I'm out of questions.
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 =15 98 + 67 =165 0 + 0 =0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? vermontia Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? who? What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? no idea Who won the first season of American Idol? some...dude/chick How deep is your love? fucking deep man Why can't we be friends? we can your just not trying hard enough dammit Are you experienced? *humps chair* What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) no idea Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? who ever is the quietest What is the meaning of life? sex *slobbers* Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? warm and fuzzy I hate pie. How do you feel about that? i respect your feelings and ideas *punch* A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? hurt, really hurt Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) post modernistic retro classic cubistspericial S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? turned on Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? no...i'm loving this groovy survey too much Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) poets don;t get famous (thats the point) What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? Children Hating Animal Liberators What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? dewali (ha ha ha) Was that hard to spell? no, not even a little bit How do you feel about that? hurt that you questioned my spelling ability What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? middle of nowhere by Hanson How do you play a C7 chord? you hit C7 and play Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. i would but its far topo complicated for you to possibly understand... Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? i can't comment without my attorney present Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? a fish What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! D, fuck it, i can't even march straight What is wrong with me? your a supressed s&m addict Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? because he had great teeth
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 = 15 98 + 67 = 165 0 + 0 = 0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? uuum crap i know this one!! *looks at answer written on hand* uum its..[size=+1] montpelier :H[/size] Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? wow i feel dumb now What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? lets skip this one too... Who won the first season of American Idol? i dont know How deep is your love? " How deep is your love? (how deep is your love?) I really need to learn 'Cause we're living in a world of fools Breaking us down When they all should let us be We belong to you and me" Why can't we be friends? " Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I seen you 'round for a long long time I really 'membered you when you drink my wine Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown I called you but you could not look around Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? I bring my money to the welfare line I see you standing in it every time Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?" Are you experienced? okay What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) hmm.....i give up Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? ASHfreak aka (oo) What is the meaning of life? "It is simply sharing our food and our blanket with someone who is hungry and cold. And if we have nothing ourselves? Then we can cheer them up with a big smile and a friendly greeting" found this on the net Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? hey!! what is that?! I hate pie. How do you feel about that? i feel disappointed A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? i feel eager...as long as its gonna be in the summer Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) abstract Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? fruit. http://www.cookinglouisiana.com/Articles/Tomatoes-Veg-or-Fruit.htm What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! this one What is wrong with me? nothing Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? uuugh
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I lied. This is not a survey. It is a test. Good luck. Don't fuck it up. Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 = 15 98 + 67 = 0 + 0 = 0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? Montpellier Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? ? What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? ? Who won the first season of American Idol? Kelly Clarkson How deep is your love? deep Why can't we be friends? we can! Are you experienced? very.... What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? no clue ... (See fourth question of this section) Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? why me & Earthy Mama What is the meaning of life? Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? huh? I hate pie. How do you feel about that? i like pie! Screw u! A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? i like it Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) I like Salvador Dali & Peter Max. S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? I like it, but some is a lil rough. Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? no,except for that pie remark.... Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) me & _____&______ What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? no clue What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? hannukah? Was that hard to spell? of course How do you feel about that? livid What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? like i said by ani difranco How do you play a C7 chord? no clue Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. err, explain when i'm not sober at a later date Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? lol Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? a fruit that have seeds What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! all of the above!!!!!!!!!! What is wrong with me? nothing i find u amusing, so u r ok in my book Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? cuz he got lots of ass, like me Fuck, I'm out of questions.
Section 1: Math Solve the following equations... These aren't equations 1 +1 = 2 7 + 8 = 15 98 + 67 = 165 0 + 0 = 0 Section 2: The Capital of Vermont What is the capital of Vermont? I don't know or care Section 3: Other Stuff Where was Goya's head found? Huh? What 19th century war hero is credited with being the founder of the Democratic party? Huh? Who won the first season of American Idol? Kelly Clarkson? How deep is your love? An inch or two Why can't we be friends? Can't we? Are you experienced? In what? What songwriter(s) had ten hit consecutive hit singles? ... (See fourth question of this section) I'm guessing dude that wrote How Deep Is Your Love Who from our forums are we most likely to see on the telly involved in some high-profile crime/scandal? Colenzo for a killing spree What is the meaning of life? there is none Fee-losifers are cool. How do you feel about that? Huh? I hate pie. How do you feel about that? Pie kicks ass, you suck A hard rain's a-gonna fall. How do you feel about that? I don't care unless it starts raining money (and only on my house) Which style of art happens to be your favorite? ... (This question will not be graded.) Literature and movies S&M is scary. How do you feel about that? I feel that you should get back down on all fours before I strangle you with your leash Are you slightly pissed-off/annoyed/agitated yet? nope Name a three poets that became famous in the last ten years. ... (Don't worry. I can't do it either. That's the point.) You can't get famous for poetry What does that C.H.A.L. (pronounced Chal) organization stand for? I don't know or care What Jewish holiday represents the fesitival of lights? Haunaka? (sp?) Was that hard to spell? yup How do you feel about that? Jews should just speak English all the time What album contains some of the best lyrics ever written? Guns N' Roses Live How do you play a C7 chord? Huh? Isn't that on a guitar? Explain why watching dripping faucets provides a doorway into the metaphysical world. Huh? Oops, I almost used a question-mark there. But that wasn't a question. It was a statement. How do you feel about that? I don't Are tomatoes a fruit or a vegetable? A fruit What is the world? a.) Black & White b.) Shades of grey c.) Equal and whole d.) one BIG GAY RAINBOW!!! !111!!! none of the above What is wrong with me? What isn't? Why was Bill Clinton so darned hot? He wasn't
