ever wake up

with change stuck to your ass?

 

no but I was wearing somone elses boxers a few years ago and they were really big on me and my dog at the time dropped everything he could get in his mouth down them. he would also leave all of his toys and sticks from outside on my pillow like he was giving me presents he was a little weirdo but cute.

 

Someone else's boxers huh?

 

a few years ago since then they have come out with girls boxers and they fit so much better but they don't have the holder that actually opens.

 

Mine have a holder with a button flap so ole boy doesnt pop out.

 

that's good you don't want him saying hi to everyone lol

 

<Hello World>

 

heh!!!! I'm so glad I'm a girl

 

i drink too much water to enjoy squatting to piss.

 

I've woken up with change stuck to my forehead before... and this one time I woke up in the shower.... and this one time I woke up with writing all over me.....and this one time I woke up......... lol

 

no, never woken like that..

 

ive woke up with a pen poking my side... hurt like a motha!