"spiritual" TV

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Antimatter235, Mar 14, 2005.

  1. Antimatter235

    Antimatter235 Member

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    it's prolly a thing every american have heard of but i stumbled on a religious channel a couple days ago, and watched it since i had nothing else to do.
    Now i'm ENLIGHTENED, walk in the Path of Jesus Christ other propheetes are false!!! Kidding.
    This is weird to see that shit. People exagerating worse than politicians, anti-evolutionists, faith healing... When you're used to discret, secular stuff. It's like any anonymous preacher you would find in the street or on a unread part of the internet but diffused from a satellite.
     
  2. sooty_the_kat

    sooty_the_kat Senior Member

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    i often tune into the Australian Christian Channel cos its soooo hilariously retarded
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I dont have cable so I get about 10 channels to which most of them are religious ones..
    They are scary as hell :D I was watching one and a guy was on a freakin horse :D And then theres that one where that guy thinks he can heal people and thats always hilarious to see... Sometimes I call the number and ask if Jesus can come to my house and help me find my virginity D:
     
  4. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    Do they say "Yes"?
     
  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha no actually they either hang up or tell me I really need the lord in my life :D
     
  6. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha no, but thats a good one so Im going to have to use that one :D
     
  7. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    do you think they will send me funds...
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    but i would have to attend church and id rather hang myself :D
    hmm hooters, meh, too many rowdy men in there :D
     
  9. hippychickmommy

    hippychickmommy Sugar and Spice

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    I hate those spiritual programs. Not that I'm anti-God or anything, but I despise those over-dramatized, pathetic, television mockeries of something I have questioned for almost as far back as I can remember.
     
  10. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    haha :D
    How come theres not place called "Cocks" or "Pecks" :D
    I wish someone though, like that Kirk Cameron would come up to me with a camera and tell me how I am going to hell..how come nothing like that ever happens to me...
     
  11. Children of Bodom

    Children of Bodom Senior Member

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    Send me
    your money.
     
  12. t-dub

    t-dub Members

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    FLETCH! jesus shows always remind me of this movie! where he smacks down the people in the south on tv. chevy chase is the shit!
     
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