Selling your body to Universities?

So, can you still sell your body to a university for $$$??? I'm kinda down on my luck and I think I could sell my body to my friend first, and then go to the university and sell it again, but it would cancel that shit out since it wasn't mine to sell if i get a contract with my friend. I'm pretty sure he'd bury me... I hope...

 

you could donate plasma.

no university gets screwed, and you might save a life

 

I just don't want my organs gone through and harvested... I'm not so comfortable with my body being seen as a farm... besides, they couldn't really use my kidneys or liver, my heart's not so great i'm sure, and if they ever touched my corneas or whatever, i'd kick them in the balls. Everything else is either over-stressed or arthritic and i have no desire of being disected by med students... They would probably goof off with important shit like my cock or my nipples or something, and then I would sooooo be haunting them for eternity! I just want to say I beat the system in life and in death, and My friend Gray has screwed our conservative college out of four free years that he's taking at his liesure while he's been helping Howard Dean on the campaign trail. I can't say I support that so much, but the school is still bending over to help him because he's a damn genius with connections that he will never use in any service for the school. Gray is a hardcore communist with a 4.0 and a four-year scholarship that pays him to go to a private college. One university has been screwed.

 

Well its already happening that people are selling their organs in China and India for sure, and no doubt many other places. A healthy kidney goes for about $40,000 in India I hear, though it would be best not to do a two-fer-one if you are thinking about it ...

Its only a matter of time before we start cloning organs for use when the old ones wear out. A hundred years from now you will probably have your entire body cloned at birth for use as spare parts.

 

Why would you sell your body?!?!?!?!