I Feel Sorry For Lesbians...............

...because not only do they have to put up with women they have to be one too!
Yes, as a straight guy, I have to put up with 'em, but thank God for guys night out.

 

I prefer guys' nights out. Girls' nights out always suck. Can I go out with you guys?

 

This belongs in womens issues.

 

i dont, theyre so hot. i wonder if they know that.

 

whats with people getting their panties in a twist whenever a thread is misplaced?

 

I feel sorry for gay men, since they have to put up with assinine male jerks, and are male as well.

so logical, I loves it. ooooooooh boy i need sleep

 

LOL. Thats awesome. And true too. I have a big group of gay and lesbian friends and when the girls get into an argument it gets REALLY ugly.

And sorry but girls cant go to a guys night out. It's just wrong in so many ways... Unless youre a stripper...

 

I haven't had too many girls nights out. I wouldn't mind it if it was Sex and the City girl nights out. Those girls are crazy.

I think guys night out sounds like a lot more fun.

 

In the states we call it humor... its a good way to fill the gap between death and taxes.

 

Do men have to have strippers on their nights out? They can't just have a cool chick hanging around?

 

I've only been to a few girls nights out... mostly involving food then a movie, and oftentimes a drink or two with the food. It was fun, a good way to see all your friends again (since about 99% of my friends are female, it's not like I was banning people from coming because of their gender)

 

How unfair would that be..! I can be a cool chick, I swear. I can even fake-burp.

Boys are just mean.

 

No a stripper isnt required but you just cant have a cool chick hanging out because one of the guys is going to be trying to get laid by said chick and it takes away from the guy's night.

I know we guys arent easy to deal with but sometimes we men need a break.


Come on guys, back me up here!

 

I don't need to fake burp. I can really belch them out if I try hard enough. Sometimes I even impress my boys.

They just haven't had too many cool chicks hanging around.

 

Awww...not tryin to be mean! I love women, really I do. I have a lot more female friends than male (and my wife is STILL not crazy about that). But guys night is guys night.

 

What if no one was getting laid by this chick? She's unattached. Still no good?

 

the best girls nights out includes more than just a few drinks

 

*sigh* I'm not saying that it's uncool to have a cool gal or gals hang out with the guys. But sometimes you just have to have the fellas together. Doesn't that make sense? DOnt you ladies have nights without men around where you can just have fun being women and enjoying each other's company?

Hey guys where are you? Could use some help here! Am I the only one that thinks this way?

 

Sorry Peanut, but from my years of experience, the best guys nights out have only involved girls found along the way. Not actually "one of the guys". Although, I wouldn't rule you out- there's always a first time.

 

Thanks freakwentflyer.

Well I guess if you all didn't happen to show up at the bar together but she did ending up showing up and you guys then thought it would be cool to hang. That way she doesn't sound too manly or a bother. lol