i'm booooooreddd

entertain me.

 

simple enoughh...

 

oh i love the man in the dress
i too am bored
but will entertaine myself
by going upstairs to listen to my records in the dark and get high
good night to you all
hopefully you can get unbored
~peace

 

ohmagawd burby.
you should be a model

 

You are now entertained.
Well, I gave it my best shot.

 

i could play you some tunes...but unfortunatly louisiana is soooo far away...

thats the only real form of entertainment i can give :/

 

aw..

EVERYBODY COME DOWN TO LOUISIANA..

 

Hehe.. I'd come see you if I had the money or a way of getting there...lol.

 

You like riddles?

 

sell your body.
or walk.











yes, i do like riddles..

 

So this completely healthy dude is driving to the hospital with his completely healthy wife. They do not have an appointment and noone else is in the car. The car runs out of gas. He leaves her to get gas. While he is gone noone enters the car and his wife is not attacked. When he returns there is a new person in the car, blood everywhere, and his wife is dead. Why were they going to the hospital?

 

oh my that was awesome

 

she was in labour

 

Because she was pregnant, too easy.

 

Did you hear it before or are you just smart, like me? (I got it too)

 

This one's easy too
What comes twice a week but only once a year?

 

its THAT easy...i know a few good uns but cant rememerb right now

 

and an E

 

I can't think of any good ones at the moment

 

This game is a good time killer
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/orbox.html