Guy's Night

Hey fellas! What do you and your buds do on a "guy's night?"

For us it's usually beer and cards and maybe a strip club every so often. Sometimes bowling and playing pool and bitching about our wives and girlfriends.

 

I'm good at bowling and even better at playing pool and I can bitch about women as well! Women suck!!

Can I pleeeeeease go out with you guys now?

 

It usually invlolves drinking and and maybe various card games.. Then escelates to downright stupid behavior and such, until someone is in jail. Well, it's not always that bad, but close enough. That or we go find some girls..

 

Well it usually starts out with all of us getting our stories straight,- then 6-7 hours later ends up with us all getting our REVISED stories straight.

 

Guys, Kozmic is starting to get through my defenses...should we let her come with us on guy's night?

Im afraid I might try to get her drunk and take advantage of her...

 

I already know I'm not invited. Though I am lousy at shooting pool and I don't drink all that much I can eat a nacho plate really quick. You guys are missing out on some F-U-N!

 

Oh Peanuts I dont mean to leave you out...

But if you have gals there it ceases to be guys night.

 

Honestly I missed that whole guys/girls nights out scene. I am happily married so when I am going out I'm not looking to get laid. I guess I'm a lil' more open minded. I do see what you were saying and in truth....I was trying to give you a hard time. All in fun.

 

It can still kind of be a guy's night out, it's the attitude that matters. The let's get trashed and be irresponsible part is what makes it what it is.

 

You never let them "come with". You could mention where you may end up, so if you wanna loose them, it doesn't seem like you ditched them.

 

That's playing it a lil' more cool.

Do you guys have any cool chicks you like to hang out with at all, ever?

 

Ha. I'm happily married, too. But when I go out on guys night out, I am still looking to get laid. I just don't go through with it any more. Like fishing for sport, let 'em live and throw them back.lol
But, since my wife is now pregnant with twins, I don't do the guys night thing for now. Instead, I'm home giving rub downs.

 

I see. You still need to know you still got it? We'll evedently you do because you've got twins on the way.

I'm sure your wife appreciates her rub downs.

 

Yes, between whining and moaning and bitching, she does appreciate it.

By the way, the twins were concieve in the front seat of our car, on the way home from a casino.

 

May I ask, are you not happy with this new turn your life has taken?

 

Oh, I'm very happy. I'm 47. My 26 yr old wife is smart, creative, sexy and beautiful. We already have a perfect 4 yr old daughter together. It's just, as they say it's hard to teach an old dog new tricks. I spent most of my adult life like one long "guys night out".
I have temptation in my face, almost every day. And if I wasn't happy, I'd damn sure go for it. Why do you think I'm on this site here at my store instead of in the back storeroom with one of the office girls?
I'm looking forward to the twins, we find out what they are in two days, hopefully.

 

I'm glad to hear your happy.

Congradutlations to you both and your new addition to your family.

 

Thanks.

 

on guys nite we usually drink until a) the booze is all gone, or b) we're passed out, but while we're drinking we're either playing video games or just bullshitting about whatever. we also smoke like fiends, both cigs and pot, and throw in a white line every now and then. we always have a great time though......

 

when i have guys night out, we usually just look to get shitfaced or to get laid or both. we usually just go up to burlington to the clubs or try and find a party going on. if we dont' go to burlington, we go up to canada to get shitfaced - either montreal or just over the border to a strip club. we'll have some cigars, bullshit about stuff and just have fun. for the most part, this happens every weekend.