i argue with my bird

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by Xac, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    it's not even a talking bird... but i only get out on weekends.
    i dont think she even likes me... any way im crazy and thought i'd share...
     
  2. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    Generally, who wins the arguments?
     
  3. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    no one because she ends getting so frustrated she just gives me the silent treatment :p
     
  4. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    what sort of birdie?
     
  5. Ole_Goat

    Ole_Goat Member

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    Sounds like a lot of marriages I know of.
     
  6. Xac

    Xac Visitor

    "what sort of birdie?" it's a cocatile it is like a minature cocatoo im not sure if i spelt either of those names correctly though.

    she hops on my hand and shoulder but thats because she knows i wont leave her alone until she does and then she flies away, she only hangs out with me if im drinking beer, god knows why, she also like my friend peter but that is because he is very tall.
     
  7. ArgScalawag

    ArgScalawag Member

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    lol that's cute ;þ. Not drinking beer though, tsk tsk ;þ. My super ultra cool neighbors have a bird and whenever it is on my shoulder it poops on me :eek: I hate it...ahhh. If it weren't for that, the bird wouldn't be half as bad. BUT, they used to have squirrels, and those things were friggin' KICKASS AWESOME! Their tails are really soft too, and when they were really little, their tails were flat like a beaver tail. Whenever I wore a hoddy over there >a usual specimen for the bird to poop on< they would curl up inside the front pocket and sleep there ;þ. So i would walk around with a squirrel in my pocket, with it's tail hangin out
     
  8. MountainMan

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    bird poop is eaasy to deal with, just wait 5 minutes for it to try then flick it off. except if the bird is like an african grey or macaw, thats a whole other story, real messy stuff, you dont want that on your shoulder, hand, or head
     
  9. Ole_Goat

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    If people flip the "Bird", what do birds flip? Has your bird flipped itself off at you during your arguements?
     
  10. Goatman88

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    i too have a cockatiel but she loves me lol
     
  11. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    I realize that this is an old thread but I couldn't resist....


    I had a cockatiel and when i got the poor lil guy
    he was living in a cage in a daycare and all the kids would
    scream and pound on the thing....
    poor guy.....
    so I took him home with me and I let him out of his cage
    I left the door open on it so he could climb back in too
    I named him Neako
    we loved eachother......he would greet me when i got home
    and sit on my shoulder for hours...he seemed to like to snuggle.....
    he tickled my neck and would burrow in my long hair
    one time I made chilli....and I was eatin it on the couch and
    I put it down for a minute to get some crackers to share
    and when i got back there were some lil Neako tracks
    leading away from my bowl...how incrimanating :p
    and not far from my bowl was my lil guy...trying hard to
    eat a kidney bean...it was so seriously cute
    but after my first babe was born he got a little jealous and
    would screach and squawk at night.... :(
    so my stupid ex made me get rid of him.....


    damn I miss that bird
     
  12. _orgazmik_

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    I used to have a cockatiel.. Her name was Tu Tu.. She talked, kind of.. She could whistle theme songs from television and repeat things we would say.. We never got into an argument though..

    R.I.P Tu Tu :(
     
  13. _orgazmik_

    _orgazmik_ o_O

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    That's so cute..
     
  14. come_do_drawrings

    come_do_drawrings Jaime

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    thanks ...you should have seen his
    cute lil beak working over time
    trying to munch on me munchies.... :p

    I ended up giving him to this lady..(creepy bird lady)
    that drove 100 miles or so ...with companions
    other birds...weird ...but I guess she loves
    birds alot so he was probally happy

    damn men ... :(
    the men in my life keep making me get
    rid of all my best most favorite friends
     
  15. white ginger

    white ginger Senior Member

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    I have five little spunky-sweet lovebirds. They're ridiculous, every single one of them. I'm hanging out with Baz right now (There names are Jinx, Piccolo, Medina (the only female), Basil and Oliver).

    ack they ridiculous. he leaned off the front of my head and pooped, and now the little pile is sitting in front of me and the computer. I'm too lazy to clean it up right now, so I'm trying not to put my arm in it.
     
  16. namastegoddess

    namastegoddess Member

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    I talk to my fish...
     
  17. Green

    Green Iconoclastic

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    Cool
     

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