I'm glad I'm not what I eat.

That would make me a fart. I had pinto and cheese, nachos and cheese, and a bean burrito.

 

It's the beans isn't it? No one wants to come near me after I eat beans. (I don't blame you lol.)

 

i think it's mostly that it didn't make much sense...

 

yeah I'm glad I'm not a pussy

 

thats priceless!! HAHAHAHAHA

 

Right, you should be even happier you're not a smelly asshole.

 

I guess beans aren't the worst things to put in one's mouth lol.

 

Now did you eat beans, or did you eat a fart? I don't get it.

 

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I ate beans which essentially means I ate fart lol.

 

i think im the only person in the world who doesn't get the tutes after i eat beans. whats up with that?

 

It's not the beans. It's the onions and spices lol.