Strange Sex Laws

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by bedlam, Mar 12, 2005.

  1. bedlam

    bedlam Senior Member

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    In California adultery is punishable by a $1,000 fine and/or a year in prison. But adultery in Arkansas is much cheaper--offenders are fined a mere $20 to $100.

    In the state of Washington, there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night).

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

    A gentleman can be incarcerated for 1 to 10 years in an Arizona or Washington, D.C., prison for causing his wife to be a prostitute.

    In Texas, only a "registered pharmacist" may sell condoms or other contraceptives "on the streets or other public places." Not even physicians! Anyone who tries this will be severely prosecuted for the dire act of "unlawfully practicing..." (couldn't find the rest of this one :( )

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally permitted to kill her husband, but may do so only with her bare hands. She may kill her husband's lover, on the other hand, in any manner she desires.

    A Maryland law explicitly states: "Every person who shall be convicted of taking into his or her mouth the sexual organ of any other person or animal, or who shall be convicted of placing his or her sexual organ in the mouth of any other person or animal shall be fined."

    In Connersville, Wis., it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.

    The only acceptable sexual position in Washington, D.C., is the missionary position. Any other sexual position is illegal.

    In Michigan a woman isn't allow to cut her own hair without her husband's permission.

    In Kentucky, "No female shall appear in a bathing suit on any highway within this state unless she be escorted by at least two officers or unless she be armed with a club."

    In Rhode Island, unmarried people can't have sex. However, if caught, the lovers are fine only $10 apiece.

    More "Strange Sex Laws" can be found at http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/sexlaws.jsp
     
  2. honeyhannah

    honeyhannah herbuhslovuh

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  3. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Anyone want to question why I'm so poor I live in my van?
     
  4. Sunny Afternoon

    Sunny Afternoon Member

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    Those are.. um.. odd. The Hong Kong one is kinda the worst. =|
     
  5. all_rhodesian_reject

    all_rhodesian_reject Sonskyn Elvis

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    HA HA HA
     
  6. turtlefriend

    turtlefriend Member

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    In Florida it's illegal to screw a porcupine
     
  7. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    you really gotta stop sucking off those dogs
     
  8. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    whereas elsewhere it's only stupid
     
  9. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    How do they reproduce?
     
  10. blckra1n

    blckra1n Member

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    i heard that in england or somewhere over there, its illegal to have anykind of sex other than penis/vagina and the only position that is legal is missionary
     
  11. CarbonWarrior

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    In Minasota it is illegal to sleep naked.

    In Indiana it is illegal for a man to be sexually aroused in public.

    In North Carolina it is illegal to have sex in a churchyard.
     
  12. ArtistofPeace

    ArtistofPeace Senior Member

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    Haha...I don't know if those are all true or what, but I have heard the one about only being allowed to have missionary style sex. Seriously...what're they gonna do...peep into your windows while you're in bed at night and make sure there's nothing kinky going on? lol. Man, it must suck for a wife to be married to a police officer in that state...haha..."I said no, it's against the law...now get on your back!"
     
  13. Butters

    Butters Senior Member

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    Oral sex is illegal in Missouri, it actually IS a law.
     
  14. kissMeImPolish

    kissMeImPolish Member

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    yeah that is in the US and in georgia the state where people are the most open minded!!!!
    greg
     

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