it's a song, here's the lyrics. She said, " You look handsome today dear." He heard, " I just bought something really expensive." He said, " Are you having an affair!?" She heard, " Cuz I am, and it's great!" She said, " Do I look fat in these pants?" He heard, " Do you ever want to have sex again?" He said, " You look great in those pants!" She heard, " I am totally trained!" She said, " It was fun visiting your mother." He heard, " You owe me big time!!" He said, " I bought you something from Victoria Secret." She heard, " And could you wear this bag over your head too?" She said, " Was it good for you!?" He heard, " Cuz I hope someone had fun!" She said, " We need to talk." He heard, " You need a lawyer!" He said, " Would you mind squeezing the toothpaste from the bottom?" She heard, " Do you mind living with an anal retentive-neurotic?" She said, " You were snoring again last night." He heard, " Do you have to BREATHE!?!?" He said, " I'm thinking about buying a motercycle." She heard, " I'm in the mood for a BIG fight." She said, " Would you go clothes shopping with me?" He heard, " Can I pull your fingernails out with PLIERS!!" He said, " I thought our waitress was very nice." She heard, " I'll be thinking about her during sex!" She said, " This commercial is so beautiful..." He heard, " I'm getting my period!" He said, " Lets try something new tonight.?" She heard, " Lets see if you're double jointed!!" She said, " Do you mind not watching football!?" He heard, " Do you mind if i chop off your BALLS!?!?
