Who here is a lighter thief... I am.... By the end a party i have a pocket full (i dont do it on purpose)... I have a box full at home with probably over 100 lighters in it... But i can never seem to find one when i need it....
I'm not because I don't smoke cigs. I hold on to mine like a homeless person with a bottle of liquor! My man takes mine all the time. He's the KING of the lighter thieves. he ends up with everyone's.
"Bic Lighters were invented by the Devil, to make thieves of us all." My X was one of the worst I've known. She had a hole in her jacket pocket, kept stealing my lighters, putting them in her pocket, they'd end up in the lining of her jacket. Couldn't find a lighter one spring day when she wasn't wearing the jacket, so I shook it down, and found about 20 of the things...
hah I am!!!!!!!!! I currently have 3 of my boyfriends lighters, 5 lighters from a conference I was at, my bosses lighter, a firends zippo ( I don't know how and i'm giving it back), my ex aides lighter who came to visit me yesterday, and about 3 that i don't even remember jacking. this is the most i've ever had if you are missing a lighter it's probobly in my car or in my bag I will be happy to give it back
sometimes im the big lighter thief, and other times, i lose like a million lighters. i guess it all evens out somehow.
