Crazy Voicemail Annoucements..

What is the craziest thing you've heard on someone's voicemail or the craziest voicemail you've ever heard?

I've heard one that was like "HEY!!! I DON'T THINK I GAVE YOU MY NUMBER AND I'M SLEEP SO STOP CALLING!!!"

 

My dude has one that says"Hello?...................................................haha fooled you! leave your name and blah blah blah blah"

 

i heard one that was like "please hold..." yeah i waited for a while

 

I just spoke the entire Trainspotting opening speech into my voice greeting... most people just go... "what the fuck?"

 

Mine:
Hi, you've reached the Slytherin common room. Unfortunately, no one is near the fire at the moment, we're all out harassing Mudbloods and Gryffindors. Leave a message after the beep.

 

people in Oakland...Oakland
woo see I'm ridin higher and higher woo oo
kinda broke so ya know all I gots five I got five

my ex aide has this on his voicemail the intro to i got 5 on it lol. I made the mistake of giving his number out to a parent who needed a babysitter...