Where's my sex?!?!

I ordered it like 5 months ago

I'm getting impatient!!!!

 

I can't drive

 

DAMMMIT!! Its gonna get ugly in here!

I want the sex I ordered NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

You are not alone. I have placed numerous orders and specifically demanded overnight delivery, and yet sexless I remain.
What is the deal? I want to file a grievance. I have had all kinds of trouble becuz of the backorders affecting not only me, but has also been felt by all of the disappointed around me who have now lost potential orgasms that can never be brought back. The sex starved atmosphere around me is clearly harmful to my health, so I am getting counsel and will soon decide on the $$$ that I need to be awarded for punitive damages.
PS, would someone get on Missfontella!!

I mean get on her order......hurry it up, ya know.

 

right here, come and pick it up

 

you are denied the sex. payment wasnt recieved in time

 

if you were a man, this would be normal.

 

Why isn't it normal for a woman to want sex?


which I still want, by the way

 

Bitch, you know where I am. Come and get it.

 

One more year Eliot. You better watch out.

 

Goddamn, I hadn't though of that. Come October 14th, I'm going to be treated like freakin' God by the womens here.

 

Ever see that Tom Hanks movie Cast Away? maybe that's what happened with your order. Certianly not overnight delivery

 

while calling me a bitch did turn me on......I still want sex DELIVERED!!!!

 

Alright, fine! I'll try to stretch it. Just...kinda...open the window and bend over.

 

TenCent is made out of silly puddy

 

That's HI-fucking-larious, Ten Cent.

 

and that won't help the situation

 

it would be normal to have to wait for 5 months.

 

Well, maybe not the sex, but it'll be funny to press it on the newspaper.

 

all jokes aside, I could get bullshit sex

I want good, hot sex with somebody i like <------this being the problem