All men are twelve years old.

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you are right.

 

Damn, and I thought I was almost free from this teenage crap.

 

You are wrong. I'm 5. :H

 

But... you don't count... We love you.

 

I loves ya too Katie. You make me think of that figure in chasing amy.


Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK?

over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

The man-hating dyke

Good. Why?

I dunno.

Because the other three are figments of your fucking imagination!

 

Chasing Amy was probably Kevin Smiths best movie.

 

Like an eleven year old sex machine. Too hot in the hot tub.

 

That means men live twice as long

 

No... men would never die of old age. We'd be the ruling force of the world. :H

Oh wait, we already are.

 

guys can pee standing up and girls cant!!! na na na na na na!!!!

 

Yeah... but once, I pissed myself when I missed in the dark and almost tripped while laughing... I was thinking of meg playing air guitar.

 

Air-guitar is so awesome, but peeing is awesome too. ... lIkE, OmG!!!1!

 

What about air guitar while peeing. Now that's just hawt.

 

oooooooh yeah....

 

I'm 2005 years old.

 

where are your wrinkles?

 

You're Jesus, aren't you? I met Jesus on an airport trolley once...

 

nu uh...i know girls who can

 

eewie