http://www.antioffline.com/hkorn/desk.htm I dont know what i just read, but my brain is still bouncing around.
That was really funny. "I gots everything where I want it, and ain't no little ho gonna be fuckin' it all up. So take yo' bitch-ass, bow-tie self and get the fuck out of my cubicle before I cut you, beee-yaatch!" I love it.