Make up a Rumor

John lennon has risen from his grave

 

Michael Jackson (that sick bastard) fucked his chimp Bubbles!

Ohh wait...that is not a rumor...
That shit actually happened and he is a loose fuck!





He'll pay



Fer

 

Homeless People Love Poverty.

 

Lenin has risen from his tomb and is hangin' out with lennon

 

Bob Marley was a Soviet agent recruited to corrupt American College Students

 

Oprah Winfrey is Bob Marley's Godmother

 

Jon Bon Jovi sold a used condom to an Elvis interpreter for 3000 dollars

 

Lubed condoms have STD's in the coating.

 

The Nobel prize in physics went to a 3 year old girl for not spilling any chocolate ice cream on her moms new white upholstry.

 

The nobel peace prize went to geroge bush for not killing the commitee

 

Justin Timberlake got liposuction on his ass.

 

J lo is a lesbian

 

George W. Bush is going to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

Clay Aiken is the lovechild of Mick Jagger and a porcupine

 

tennis players are all gay and use their rackets for other purposes than hitting a ball

 

There is a new wonderful website for the newest medical invention....no work diet...sit on your butt and lose 50 pounds in a day!!!!!

 

boys like to shoot stuff.

 

Only homosexuals, sinners and christian-haters will survive armageddon

 

ash is a girl

 

Crummyrummy is a 45 year old butch lesbian.