I was born into an Episcopalian family, which is a kind of cousin of Catholicism, but when I was fourteen my entire family became Jehovah's...
Yes, a torn meniscus! That's the name of my secondary injury. Lucky me, I got both. Unfortunately, Luvn, I don't know any nurses. I am not going...
I was at the doctors' office this afternoon and the results from the MRI are in. I have to get knee surgery, most likely next week. According to...
It was recently pointed out to me that we have quite a few members struggling with mental health issues. There is a new forum (I just opened it...
Happy birthday, folks!
We have a new forum open for those who have mental health issues to deal with and for others to learn more about what it's like to deal with these...
Hehe...the Chief sent me that exact same shirt, only I'm sure mine is lots bigger.
4 Doctors were talking shop one day... An Israeli doctor said, "Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person,...
I'd be happy to help you, Skip! I never knew all the words to Along Comes Mary before; cool! Better late than never, I guess. Thanks, WE. Nice...
You may be right; it's probably going to be a rough ride as it is, especially with a smoker coming along with me. I find out whether or not I need...
Non musician passing through... I brought you a couple extra chairs from the Kitchen Table, Sarah. Have fun, and congratulations again!
Mountain Goat, you must have been a Jewish mother in a previous incarnation...way to guilt 'em out! Yes, I will be there. It would take more than...
Sorry for having anal sex last night, ~GOD~. I didn't know it so displeased thee. Please do not maketh my ass to bleed. I will not do it again...
No, I am not ~GOD~. I know it's a bannable offense to post with two different personas in the same thread and wouldn't risk it. Besides, that's...
I knew that--I questioned the Jehovah's Witness elders about that when I was about fifteen, and they called me a troublemaker. I knew I was right!...
It was about three years ago...I had just brought home my first computer and hooked it up to the Net. I live in a redneck town, one of only three...
~GOD~ is my friend and I wouldn't dream of ignoring him. He's all right, really, and not so young...in fact, he's old. On the other forums, it...
I know thee.
Thank you, God, I have always considered You a dear friend. Not at all vengeful and cruel the way people say, and I would love to be your...
Wasn't "Lambda Lambda Lambda" the fraternity of the nerds in the movie "Revenge of the Nerds?" Anyhow, it doesn't offend me. I feel that my cookie...
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