I want to upholster the inside lining of my nostrils with leather, to have that "new car smell" all the time.
Doesn't a bit of mulch go a long way?
.....began singing Frank Sinatra songs. Only one.....
I used to own a small wicker hat manufacturing plant, but global warming caused people to wear less hats, and my business all dried up. Now I just...
My wife Lynsey. Would you rather run for public office, run with the bulls in Pamplona, or run naked throuigh someones wedding photos?
Pickle lollypops usually taste onerous. BUICK
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The above poster is banned for failing to honk the horn while driving through a tunnel, failing to run through a flock of pigeons in the public...
on the house
Banned for drawing psychiatrist humor graffiti in the stalls at the library
Bears don't raid hives for honey, they raid them for larvae, pupae and eggs.
Jaredfelix was amused by something I wrote. Yay me!!!
What must the answers emanate from balls?
...four grown men, all named Clyde, began to
I have an inflated sense of self, so everyone owes me answers, as well as a living.
The internet is way more hypnotizing than TV. TV bores me quickly, but I can find people preaching what I desire to hear and telling me the lies I...
Has both the Olsen twins and all the Kardashian sisters on speed dial
Banned for trying to hard to become the next person to hook up with Courtney Love.
MSG Is alcohol the cause or cure to all of life's problems?
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