I cut all of my hair off in a fit of rage. It was past my waist, now it barley touches my shoulders, and that's after growing out for 6 months....
Mmmmm...I just had an egg sammich and it was everything I thought it could be.
I have a black white red deck that kicks all the other decks asses. I play Avatar of Discord on turn three, send Akroma and Angel of Dispair to...
:( It's really not so bad. It's something to do when the children go to bed and I don't have a babysitter. Plus, I love whipping out Akroma,...
I used to think it was lame, and that I'd rather die than be caught playing it. But then I learned how to play when my husband and I were...
LOL...Great thread!
Hey, since we're making broad, sweeping generalizations here, then I just want to say that all hippies are degenerate assholes that need to get a...
You guys do not want to say anything about cops other than that they are all corrupt, power-hungry, egomaniacal pricks who's sole joy in life is...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/claritin It's apparently harmless if you don't mind being awake and twitchy.
Oops, apparantly you have to also dip the bottom left corner of the envelope in the blood of an uncircunsized, unbabtized, baby boy on the 3rd...
Benedryl always works for me, but it makes me sleepy. Try claritin. It's over the counter, and non-drowsy. I think you might have to ask the...
Nothing else, sweetheart. just the stamp and address.
You also have to put your social security number, home address, date of birth, and times when your parents are at work.
Spring allergies? they can sometimes hit late in life.
My husband got me an easter lilly the other day. It was nice of him to remember i don't like cut flowers.
What do you guys think about them? Just doing their jobs, or co-conspiritors in a Machiavellian plot to bring you down?
I wouldn't go as far as to compare them with Hitler's troops or mercenaries. I mean, they went into that line of work to protect and serve. They...
I wish I could have a whiskey sour and and a cigarette. One of the downsides to pregnancy. :(
I always tip well. That's how they make most of their money. Besides, I always think to myself, what if they're just having a bad day?
Christ. I think I would cum on the spot if some random person started washing my windows for me.
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