I like my oatmeal thrown in the garbage.
I have been asked by women to dance my response was "Fuck dancin' let's fuck" It worked a few times.
Talking from first hand expierence?
I have 7 the only one that really "hurt" was the one on my big toe that says " Place Tag Here" the needle grinding into the tendon was less than...
I think when she didn't do any "sampling of the dessert menu first" was the first step down her lonely road. Hopefully she looked into the marital...
Trump is the world poster child for abortion.
Recovering from another romp in the hay.
I had an eye surgeon for lunch.
Damn. 45% I like BK but FUCK me! 45% absurd
I think I realized I was gay the exact moment I sucked my first dick.
That's exactly my take on AC DC
Wow fem you tell him. Studies show that metal music attracts people with a higher intelligence. Now does your music incorporate any Pentatonix...
Nope you can always go back to the store etc My lists just get lost
As the GP is finding out...well Hollywood's closets are a lot bigger and hide a massive amount of skeletons.
Ask Alexa if she will lie to you, then ask Alexa is amazon and the C.I.A. sharing information(Alexa won't respond) then ask Alexa what time it...
I love morning sex. I had a fantasy of waking up to a man standing next to the bed naked.. My lover fulfilled that fantasy the other morning!
I love a hung cut older male with a big set of balls.
My first choice would be in my mouth. 2nd All over my face.
100% versatile but lean toward top
This is an easy one Limp Bisquick.
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