i like to use a thin cucumber - its good because they come shrink wrapped so in their own tight fitting condom. i make sure i give it a good wash...
when i was at uni i thought i had the flat to myself so there i was on the sofa wanking away watching some lesbian porn when my flat mate walked...
alternatively walk into an Ann Summers shop and have a look at what they have for sale, quite a range last time i was in S
my wife likes me to kneel between her legs and jerk off so that i cum over her belly and tits S
yes i love to do that - i like to steal a pair from the houses we visit and hide them in a growing collection in the loft :) S
i am right now
dont know about wierdest - but sitting on the sofa at home while chatting on the telephone to my wifes mother S
i have many times - after the first time i thought i would try and be a little more controlled so now try to aim for my mouth :) S
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