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Al Capoone
Nicotine and caffeine are the last of my vices that I take part in with any regularity. Not giving them up anytime soon. What am I...a fucking Mormon?
Story of my fuckin' life, man.
Enjoy it OP. I'd kill to get some fucking alone time. Between the girlfriend constantly talking and/or prodding me for cock and the cat being...
Vaginas are like beautiful, meaty snowflakes.
Didn't give a shit on Sunday, still don't give a shit today.
Where would your island be located? Somewhere tropical or where it doesn't get too cold, at the very least. What shape would the island be?...
I think the real question here is....what wouldn't I do with that much LSD?
I like a medium crust, not too thin. I like the sauce to be on the heavy side, don't like it when it's too dry. And I simply will not eat pizza...
I really like the kind that are packed in mustard, can't do the plain kind. I've never had them packed in olive oil though....might have to give...
I started out as #1 but morphed into an amalgam of 2-4 sometime during my sophomore year.
Express your desires to her. If she doesn't comply and you simply can't live without it, move on to another.
My Uncle (Dad's brother) was killed in a coal mine collapse. My great uncle on Mom's side was in the Bataan Death March.
Jesus H. McGillicutty. It HAD TO BE a guy named Scooter. It's just too perfect.
My crazy family stories normally involve my Dad. Nothing outrageous but, most of the out of the ordinary shit happens to him for some reason and...
I really don't give a shit about Beiber to be honest. However, on the rare occasion I have walked into a room when he's on the boob tube, my blood...
My vehicle, my rules. You can dick with your phone all you want. The less conversation, the better. However, we WILL NOT be listening to YOUR...
It isn't expired until you start spray shitting the bowl.
No firm plan. Might be hanging out with a couple that's friends with the little woman but, maybe not. If that doesn't happen, we'll stay right...
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