I can assure you my friend, she is not fat, nor ugly. My wife is like the women most men (may not include you!) dream about. A beautiful brunette...
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Awkward!?!? Seeing a dead body would freak me OUT ( I think that comment will cover for most people on this forum!) Needless to say, a boner would...
I think you need them both...
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