Hey you guys. So, I work at a local camp and my friends offered to come by on Wednesday and smoke me up on my half hour lunch break. I really...
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I have to write a short story for school, so I'm revising the beginning of a story that I started a LONG time ago. Care to read it? ONE LAST...
Well, my best freind is a republican and I'm pissed at her for ranting about Obama so god damned much. GO OBAMA!
Epic, truly epic.
Yeah, I know. I have to take the SAT AND ACT to get into a fuckin ivy league college so now I don't even know... And March of the Meanies, I try....
I know, I was just ranting.
Me nombre es Lina. Yo tiene 16 anos y 3 anos de la clase de espanol. Me gusta la clase mucho. Yo soy un chica muy desordenada y perezoso pero soy...
I've lost 3 pounds this month lifting weights. Thanks. Every guy I've asked out has said no though.... but thanks. A lot. A hella lot.
I fucking hate Sarah fucking Palin. A. SHES PRO LIFE! What the hell kind of woman is pro-life? B. What the fuck is the deal with her sex ed...
Yeah, sounds like one of my dreams. I don't do joints...just extremley unhealthy amounts of high fructose corn syrup. =p
So I've tried pretty much everything up my vag and I've even tried pumping in and out. It never feels good; it hurts. The only things that get me...
LINAS AWKWARD LIST OF IMPROMPTU PENISES: toothbrush toy whale carrot banana blown up condom pen crayon finger conch shell (owowow) None of them...
I generally say pussy or vage. Sometimes vajay-jay to piss my guy freinds off. I don't find **** bad, in fact the word makes me kinda horny lol
Good eve all, I'm Lina. I'm 13 and homley. I'm very smart but a bit overweight. I play football. And I've been rejected 19 times. I'm sick of...
Where do you live? DMT? Is that like the Deleware Mastery Test? Naw, CMT is Connecticut Mastery Test; a major pain in the booty where if you fail...
Hello everyone, I remember being pissed about the CMTs in 4th grade and now im in 12th, being pissed about SAT/ACT prep. Any prose?
A code where gay men put different colored hankercheifs in their pockets to mean different things.
Heyyaaa girls, I'm new to being bi (yes, I'm aware of what forum this is) and I was wondering what the bi or lesbian equivalent of the hanky code...
My ex-boyfreind always used stain remover. Hope this helps!
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