different country, different meanings, a douch here is just a bulb and tube so to speak. You fill it with what you like. Seeing as I take a dump 2...
Don't you think its sad the ramblings of a gay boy who carn't come to terms with his sexuality? I feel sorry for you dude, I really do.
"Oh my God! they killed Kenny! You bastards!" Cartman :D
How about plants? :D
I always try to be good, and will always help people when I can, but most people in this world aren't good and they just take advantage of you....:(
Yeah baby yeah! LOL Ooooh behave!
Carn't say i have, but i have been so desperate that I've just lifted my skirt pulled my thong aside and sat down to save time! Skirts make...
Not true. Not all people have it, but if I'm really excited, after I have douched my ass out, the Mrs can get a small dildo up my ass, and as she...
Get a douch and flush your ass out. If you do it not long after you've had a shit, you can go for a good hour without anything other than ass lube...
Are you a virgin? no Male/Female? Male Age? 32 Age when virginity lost? 13 Who took your virginity? the girl next door! How old it too old to...
Thats the funnyiest thing I've read in ages...you Greeks haven't got a reputaion for been gay have you? LOL!!!!
Yeah me too. Occasionally I like to be naked, but usually a gymskirt and thong is what i like to ware.
If you want your ass really streching, try a cucumber ;)
Why does it make me sick? If I interfered with children or something, that would be sick, if I got off by raping people, that would be sick, but...
Never had a threesome, but having a guy shag me from behind wilst I'm doing my girl sounds megga!
Yeah I do if I'm megga arroused and been playing for ages....
Too late, I'm married to her! LOL
On the beach at night, there was a few folk about, but nobody near, also me and my girl like to go walking in the mountains, and we like to play...
My Girl uses a strap-on on me....its amazing! I'm just so pleased she gets as much pleasure out of it as I do.
Didn't do much for me to be honest. When I tried them I had read about them and got the impression that they would be fantastic. I suppose I just...
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