I just finished about 4 hours of creating databases, ERDs, and frontends..... I hate my job.... FREAKIN' BUMP!!!!!!!!
Woke up to the smell of dog poop. Dog had also puked on my carpet. I woke up and spent the first half hour of my day cleaning dog puke and poop....
Because you spend too much time on HipForums to think of anything else. :) As do we all. Or we are stoned most of the time and think only of how...
BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Finished my last paper and my last final for class. Fucking bump man!!!!
Thanks for the advice!!! :) I will talk it over with my hubby. Hopefully, I can ban Prince Albert's permanently in my house. lol
Thank you so much for the info!!! This is awesome! I will deffinately give it a read and do some further study. Thanks for helping me along the...
I am not saying, nor have I ever said, that the economy isnt the most important thing right now. We have many important things to worry about,...
Is there a special meditation technique that will help me meet my spiritual guide? How do I find out how many I have?
If he ever leaves his windows open.... toss water balloons full of pee at his screens. If not pee then try deer pee that they use to attract male...
That is a cute old one. Here is another.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoB3n4v-rUQ
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You found Jesus? Well if no one claims him then in 30 days he is yours. I saw yours and that reminded me of one I use to have. I currently have,...
That phrase has been around a while man. Check MySpace, Facebook.... the internet. You werent number 1 to think of it. Sorry.
lol nice!!! I farted and the building blew up! lol Here is something you'll appreciate. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zn7rB1pyN-Y
My hubby heard this the other day at the store. Thought you all would enjoy. "Attention shoppers, Remember tomorrow is Father's Day and we have...
LOL Yea baby! Spits or swallows? They told me it was polite to swallow, but not when beer is on the line.
LOL Brilliant!!!!!!! More!!!!!!! Hey Diddle, Diddle. The cat played with his fiddle while the cow was busy licking poon. The little dog laughed...
Bump. Lighting up the monster now. Come to me baby... mama is ready.
Dump antifreeze (or any other substance that will kill his lawn overnight) on his lawn in the shape of a message. Something like, "Fuck you" or "I...
Rock, paper, and scissors are irrelevant. There is only Zuul.
Separate names with a comma.
