went to a rather weird jaz gig last night. Double Bass, now that is a giant sex instrument
do people compliment you on your food when you're wearing them?
We've always had a habit of classifying people either by how they look or how they behave. Not all Chavs are rude, some of my mates who go to...
welcome to whinge-world. The I feel so sorry for myself forum. not ill enough to type though are you?
so many classic partridge moments big plate scam stealing the traffic cones cock piss partridge written on the side of his car impaling his foot...
alan partridge, especially when he loses the plot with tony hares and runs out of the restaurant with the cheese. Smell my cheese, i've got cheese!
i've tried the powder, makes your nose bleed and gives you pains in the groin just got a flyer through the letter box. Pot Noodles are buy one...
surely it depends on the flavour but really none of us should be eating that kind of processed crap anyway. If you require help try the pna helpline!
i got 8, I'm so damn average. deliberately got the baseball one wrong, it's not a sport it's rounders for men in dodgy outfits
shit! so that's where my holiday snaps got to
but he didn't come forth he came fifth and thus was eliminated before the semi final. So the monkeys decided to
it's the noise i make when i'm pissed. just before i start dribbling
that's so cool. As a veteran of 15 years of working in London I may adopt it as my anthem. Now live in Devon, haven't seen a bus or train for...
I got 39% which is good because i'm respectable and law abiding, at least that's what my lawyer told the judge - hi everyone. i'm new here.
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